singing on the kareoke they say i sound like a tone deaf Bonnie Tyler.
Should i stop singing or keep on scaring the cats n dogs in the neighbourhood????
2006-12-25 22:08:56 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Well the singing will keep the cats out of your garden . But really .....do you think you should be encouraging the dogs to howl everytime you sing....the neighbours are gonna complain you know! and why did you not buy your wife earplugs to go with her new vacuum you were going to buy her you know the one without a fuse ?????
2006-12-26 01:39:43 · answer #1 · answered by thunderchild67 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is bad if you're worse than a tone-deaf Bonnie Tyler.
Maybe keep your singing only for entertaining those of the hard of hearing, the elderly, pest-control, the dog-pound and for jollying the spirits of the neighbours whom you most dislike.
Personally, I think you have a real talent and the family are just scared that when you break into the big-time, you'll leave them behind as the negative burdens they are.
Keep it up man, surely you can't be as bad as Usher or 50Cent?
Annoying people is very funny- so you now have a new weapon on your arsenal to overcome stubborn/unruly kids/wife.
Tell her indoors that, "If you don't allow me to ravish you on call, on my command, it's Broadway time!"- that'll get her knickers off quicker than you can say "where r the kids?"
Best of luck sunshine!
2006-12-25 22:23:55 · answer #2 · answered by Ministry of Camp Revivalism 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Practice makes perfect!
But without your family. Try someone that like your sing at the Kareoke Bar.
2006-12-25 22:15:14 · answer #3 · answered by David Fhu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To quote The Carpenters (a singing group from the 70's):
"Sing, sing a song,
Sing out loud, sing out strong.
Sing of happy not sad.
Sing of good things not bad
Don't worry if it's not good enough for anyone else to hear
just sing, sing a song"
Go ahead and sing even louder. Your kids and wife might tease you but they will love you for it!
2006-12-26 02:19:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I had to listen, I would hate you as well.
They say the same about my singing, although to me I sound like a cross between Elvis and Frank.
Keep on singing but quitely, and good luck!
2006-12-25 22:14:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep scaring the cats and dogs! Some day you'll scare the neighbors too!
2006-12-26 00:58:34 · answer #6 · answered by smeezleme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come sing at my house, theres a couple of dogs you can scare for me.
It was a cute joke though.
2006-12-26 00:27:42 · answer #7 · answered by nursesr4evr 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep singing, and maybe you could get a job with pest control hahhaaha
2006-12-25 22:13:03 · answer #8 · answered by vzhnri 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep scaring the cats and dogs babe, and drive the wife and kids nutz.
My father use to dance in the kitchen to elevator music. He's gone now and I would give anything to see him dance in my kitchen again.
2006-12-25 22:12:20 · answer #9 · answered by LadyCatherine 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your such a funny man, keep on sing be happy, your wife is lucky to have a good husband,& the kids very lucky to a such a nice father
2006-12-26 02:49:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋