I just tripped over a chair and fell into a glass vase and hit my head on the floor and my cat just bit me. I'm in severe pain and I can't reach the phone!
2006-12-25 17:52:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Injuries
Damn it honey thats why I gave you that "First Alert" gizmo. Did the cat run off with that damn thing too?
Stupid cat.
2006-12-25 18:04:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll admit that's hilarious but retarded. If you fell into a glass vase you obviously got up to get back to the keyboard, so you could have easily gotten to the phone had that been the case. And you throwing the cat bitting you part in there that's funny lol
2006-12-25 18:12:05 · answer #2 · answered by ProudToBeWhite 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are in such severe pain then you wouldn't be asking this question on Yahoo. Walk yourself to the hospital, the exercise is good for you.
2006-12-25 17:54:24 · answer #3 · answered by chemikalie08 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Use your cat and placed it on your head to stop the bleeding...then call for ambulance..
2006-12-25 18:02:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wooww. THATS FUNNY!! HAHA!! THEN HOW CAN YOU REACH THE COMPUTER IF YOU CANT EVEN GET UP TO REACH THE PHONE? what was the question though? i am laughing so hard that i forgot the question.
no wait im not done!!
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
2006-12-25 17:54:55 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You can reach the computer to type this question but you cant reach the phone?....
2006-12-25 17:54:46 · answer #6 · answered by Tasha Marie 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hmm... That's quite unlucky. Sadly. I hope you have a huge box of band-aids!!
2006-12-25 18:01:52 · answer #7 · answered by the Optimist 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg! are u ok
ok ok um cry for help as loud as u can and just YELL omg omg i am so sorry hope everything works out! good luck
2006-12-25 17:56:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry, with some luck somebody will find you sooner or later... Good luck!
2006-12-25 17:57:26 · answer #9 · answered by Aschwin 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
and yet you can reach the computer
2006-12-25 17:55:02 · answer #10 · answered by dumplingmuffin 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋