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2006-12-25 16:53:06 · 18 answers · asked by Merry Christmas 1 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

18 answers

Shut up skankidoodle.

2006-12-25 16:54:00 · answer #1 · answered by Professor Sheed 6 · 0 2

- I'd slap you, but s*** splatters!

- Is that your a**, or 2 armadillos fighting for air?

- It must be SO entertaining to be as dumb as you.

- I came to offer to buy you a drink- but you looked better from behind.

- I need to stop drinking- I can barely tolerate ONE of you.

- Stop laughing- it's COLD in here!!

2006-12-26 01:07:28 · answer #2 · answered by Antny 5 · 0 0

Thank you, Captain Obvious

2006-12-26 00:57:45 · answer #3 · answered by Kris 3 · 0 0

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

2006-12-26 00:56:25 · answer #4 · answered by deeznutz 2 · 1 0

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

2006-12-26 01:03:24 · answer #5 · answered by greenwillowtrie 3 · 1 0

Hi I'm Stephen

2006-12-26 00:54:33 · answer #6 · answered by Gowrie 3 · 0 2

you look marvelous! I say it a lot
(Billy Crystal from SNL)

2006-12-26 01:22:41 · answer #7 · answered by d☻min☺ 5 · 0 0

oh you said eye liner .

2006-12-26 00:56:32 · answer #8 · answered by jack jack 7 · 0 3

I'm Alex

2006-12-26 00:55:17 · answer #9 · answered by SkiGirl04 4 · 0 2

your shy of a couple donuts in that dozen

2006-12-26 00:54:59 · answer #10 · answered by drcc_308 2 · 0 3

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