I woke up hearing noise coming from my lounge. I got my shotugn and went out to investigate. Before I could turn the light on the intruder came towards me so I shot him in the chest. After turnig the light on I found out I had shot santa. I have hidden the body in my shed. What should I do next!!
2006-12-25 15:33:27 · 25 answers · asked by I'm not a Gypsy!! 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
You shouldn't have moved the body. You should have called 911 for help when you found you had an intruder!
What happens now depends on where you live.
If you live in Texas, you can still call 911 and claim you were defending your property against an intruder. You could get offwith a stern warning.
If you live in the People's Republic of Massachusetts, you will get the electric chair for even thinking about owning your own gun!
2006-12-25 15:39:07 · answer #1 · answered by MamaBear 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Now quick, go after the Easter Bunny, Jack Frost, Frosty the Snowman, and all eight of his reindeer.
Their clogging up my cable channels
2006-12-25 16:24:24 · answer #2 · answered by Mr O 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh, darn it, not again! Try checking the shed again, the elves probably arrived in the used getaway sleigh already and took him. Hopefully he doesn't remember anything, like the last time.
2006-12-25 15:54:05 · answer #3 · answered by K 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Get a life
2006-12-25 16:11:57 · answer #4 · answered by unknown 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Call 911 and try to get an ambulance
2006-12-25 15:53:51 · answer #5 · answered by upkar k 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Say you where hunting birds. And make Santa apologize for standing in your way.
2006-12-25 15:36:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Try to find out what mall he works at and tell them that he won't be at work next year.
2006-12-25 16:47:59 · answer #7 · answered by widdershinz04 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry there's stilll amillion other santas in the world.
2006-12-25 15:40:06 · answer #8 · answered by "I Want to Know Your Answer 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like a song. Can I have the rights to it, if you're not using it?
2006-12-25 17:55:17 · answer #9 · answered by The Platinum Mage 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dig a hole about 5ft deep and bury santa, but accept your fate when he comes back from the dead and trys to kill you, if you resist, your death will be slower and more painful
2006-12-25 16:11:42 · answer #10 · answered by hotbigtoad 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋