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actually having a woman would help

2006-12-26 03:27:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

first things first, if you want to marry a woman, first you need to learn to spell so that she doesn't find out she's landed herself with a complete numbty. after learning to spell (and speak English) you should maybe head off to school for a few years then think some more. A good wife would be someone that would let you know that you are a numbty and need to go back to school, maybe she would even wait unitl you graduate school :) Dont count on it though

2006-12-26 04:02:15 · answer #2 · answered by Jovi Freak 5 · 0 0

perhaps, as you are 30 years old and single, you should be concentrating more on the qualities of a good husband.

If you should decide to find a bride via the internet could I be the first to make an introduction to you - goes by the name of Spellcheck or to make it even simpler for you to understand - check spelling.

2006-12-28 12:02:45 · answer #3 · answered by PMF 2 · 0 0

It's best to marry a woman as opposed to a "gal" as I'm not sure what species that is.
At your age (and level of education) the main qualities you can hope for are:
someone who will allow you to fcuk her once a fortnight
someone who will heat up a ready cooked meal for you
and...

well, as I said, someone with your level of education can' t really expect much more can they?

2006-12-26 05:52:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

When i found my ex wife i thought i had cracked it she banged like a shithouse door in a gale
Something i found out later in married life when i found her shagging my best mate
Be careful

2006-12-27 19:35:02 · answer #5 · answered by kremmen001 3 · 0 0

If you have to ask, you're not ready to marry. Especially if you're 30 years old.

2006-12-26 10:03:43 · answer #6 · answered by Huh? 7 · 0 0

Good looking, kind, considerate, treats you lovingly and respectfully and a good cook.

2006-12-26 03:56:55 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 1 0

a deaf, dumb, nymphomaniac whos parents own a brewery.

2006-12-26 13:19:28 · answer #8 · answered by jardon 3 · 0 0

to be kind,honest,faithfull and to love you enough to give you everything u expeact from her,and respeact you of course.good luck.......:)

2006-12-26 04:24:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

suck a golf ball up a garden hose is good.

2006-12-27 18:32:42 · answer #10 · answered by abusybloke 3 · 0 1

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