2006-12-25 14:51:10 · 16 answers · asked by goodfella445 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
When I was a kid, at six years old I wanted a pony from Santa my parents tried to discourage me by suggesting other gifts, but I would'nt have it ,it was a pony I was wanting and thats that. On Xmas morn. my dad woke me and saying Santa had left me a pony but something has happened to it , it has broken its reins and ran away back to its mother. On getting downstairs, opend the door,and , yes there was the proof my Dad had gathered the vegetable man's horse's sh?? and piled it on my Mums roses, believing the story, all was ok. I got a bike so I was quite happy. But the amount of people I told I had got a pony.
2006-12-25 17:34:04 · answer #1 · answered by terrano 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny Christmas Stories
2016-11-02 01:48:45 · answer #2 · answered by doti 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once,there was a girl named sheila she is only a poor girl her mother died sheila was trap in the big city when she is buying in their market and she doesnt know the way and she saw a deer and she saw also a horse she ride on it and then the father of sheila and their neighbor cries and the night before christmas sheila is in her house and they are all happy and she tell me the story and she is my friend and she received more and many gifts beautiful gifts that christmas so that that christmas is the best christmas ever to her
2006-12-25 15:06:29 · answer #3 · answered by bryan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how a pair of lady/boy is haveing an concepts-blowing christmas eve. Their mothers and fathers are divorced and he/she is with their dad. Their mom dies yet doesnt additionally be attentive to it, the mummy dies whilst getting trampled by employing all the loopy (lol) people who choose for to get deals on christmas eve and get their final minute trip paying for in. Its a twist of unhappy and insane thoughts. even nonetheless it got here approximately final 3 hundred and sixty 5 days. (a women died whilst getting trampled) Merry christmas!
2016-10-06 00:34:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My little sister when she was about 4 years old told my grandmother that if she couldnt spell her name right then she didnt want any gifts from her. Her name is Jacquline and my grandma always spelled it Jacqueline. So the next year my sister went to open her present from grandma and her name was spelled correctly.....she opened it and was shocked. My grandma had given her a sack of potatoes!!! (for being so ungreatful the year before) My sister took it over to my mom and said "mom, I think these are for you."!
2006-12-25 17:54:39 · answer #5 · answered by babyj248 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
One year we got a puppy,he thought the tree was just for him and peed on all of our presents.Everything was wet and gross.For once the kids were hesitant about opening their gifts.Then our old cat got freaked out about a dog in the house and climbed the tree knocking all the ornaments down.Probably not a good holliday for animals.
2006-12-25 15:23:07 · answer #6 · answered by Granny 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yea this Christmas we went 2 my Mawmaw's house & we brought my little do Bijou she went crazy runnin everywhere in the wraping paper when my mom picked her up Bijou was so extaticed she peed all over my mom.
2006-12-25 15:59:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have one! My step-dad was trying to turn on the fireplace and had his whole head sticking inside, trying to light the gas, and he held the match in there too long and burned off his eyebrows...everyone was just staring and staring and then we started to laugh and couldn't stop, he wasn't hurt or anything but omg does he look ridiculous! I can't even look at him, cuz I'll start laughing again and I don't want to be mean!
2006-12-25 14:58:38 · answer #8 · answered by littledeaftink 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I have seen the classic one this year you know where the kid grabs Santa's beard and gives it a good yank but its real I have never seen someone so pissed and managed to hold it back so well bless him
well it me laugh anyway
2006-12-25 15:17:39 · answer #9 · answered by tom2764 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, when I was about 10 years old, my grandpa gave me this HUGE, beautifully wrapped Christmas present....I tore it open and it was a bundle of flippin' switches....I was pissed.
2006-12-25 14:54:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋