Calling all ECCENTRIC, DRAMATICALLY ORIGINAL, creative, OverTheTop trail blazers 2 help w/my job application?

Question

Pretend I'm applying for a job with the original, originaltor himself, Walt Disney....add a mix of a Donald Trumpish type of guy and throw in a dash of Willy Wonka.......he's very easily bored, seen it all, and leans towards being in need of something dramatic. This is who I'm trying to work for/with.
I need help coming up with scenerios, ideas, concepts, etc. to get his attention and for him to know I'm serious about my need to collaborate with him. Oh sure, I've tried all the traditional methods....I've tried the front door, the back door, the chimney, humor, sarcasm, challenges, etc. Now I need help. This person has rented out Walt Disney World before so I'm very challenged. (financially as well)
Please give me your wildest thoughts on how to get someones attention, in a creative, positive way. Think scavenger hunt to prove creativity, passion and drive or something else, but try to leave my desperation out of it. :-D
I need that environment to feel whole........HELP!!

I should clarify; #1; he's an originator, not orignaltor. #2; he doesn't live in one of the 5 top cities, he has a very small office, is low key, and has retained a very small crew of devoted employees, so it's hard to "break in". He's not famous but his creations have been visited by millions worldwide.
I need a unique and playful way to deliver my ideas and concepts to him. He knows who I am, but he's very guarded and busy with projects and obviously I lacked "wow" factor...not my ideas, my delivery. I'm looking for America's craziest ideas to capture his need to be humored and entertained.............let's say he's unique like Richard Branson of Virgin Airlines. It's a tough gig.
Lay it on me people!!! Thanks

Answer 1

Woah Nellie, you're in a spotlight you may not be able to shine in. I can't help you with ideas, because I'm not in that kind of entertainment field. But I do know the kind of person you are dealing with, and no matter what million dollar idea somebody here may throw your way, you had better be all about it, and be able to make to adaptations and alteration to make it fit "the grand plan" , wtf ever that is. If you don't , you will be nailed as a fraud so fast the ink on your last check won't be dry before the door hits you in the butt on your way out. If this is not a creative block of your own you are trying to out maneuver, then you are in over your head, and you'd better freshen up those resumes.

Answer 2

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