why won't the government use donated bodies and reanimate them to fight instead of using live men and women to fight in wars?
2006-12-25 13:33:04 · 18 answers · asked by myangelbarry 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
It is impossible because dead bodies are stiff and immovable. Blood dries up and cannot be recirculated. Brain cells die and cannot be replaced, meaning that any reanimated person would be a braindead idiot. The body begins to decay and quickly becomes irretrievably dead. There is no possibility whatsoever that zombies could be made to work.
2006-12-25 13:37:47 · answer #1 · answered by darth_maul_8065 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The US military has some of the most intelligent and highly trained individuals in the world. They have so many who want in that they only pick the very smartest high school and college graduates. Not everyone makes the grade.
Zombies could work at a fast food restaurant maybe, but they'd be useless in battle.
I know you were just being silly, but don't forget that there are a lot of ignorant people out there who may take you serious.
2006-12-25 21:44:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Soldiers require good mental and physical ability, above average or more to accomplish the things they do., (excluding politicians of coarse).
They only use the zombies for stuff like admin. work or doing maintenance on Yahoo and Goggle websites. And I would not be surprised if a number of zombies have been registered to vote. Within the past decade.
2006-12-25 22:10:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw a show on this once (wish I could remember what it was called), and it was found that modern "zombies" were simply live people under strong drugs and open to suggestion from the bokor.
Although I think I'd be fine should zombies attack (shotgun blast to the head), I think that any more government creation of highly suggestable people by means of drugs should be opposed greatly by the citizenry - it has gone far enough as it is.
2006-12-25 21:38:43 · answer #4 · answered by ab2li 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Once we figure out exactly how to reanimate them, it will be easy.
But then again, think about all the hubbub over cloning, and stem cells and stuff. Do you think people would let the government create zombies?
2006-12-25 21:37:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If they can make a frogs legs jump using a 9 volt battery I'm sure that they could find something to reanimate a human corpse.
2006-12-25 22:11:22 · answer #6 · answered by Cyborg Farmer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Real-life "zombies" do exist. They are the product of a particular drug used in the voodoo religion/culture. The witch-doctor who wishes to make a "zombie" does so by drugging his intended victim with a potion that slows the heartbeat, simulating death. When the family has done their mourning, the WD comes back, shoots the "corpse" full of stimulants, and administers another drug, which makes the "zombie" passive (unable to think for himself/herself). As long as the sedatives are routinely administered, the "zombie" will simply do as he/she is told; nothing more!
A zombie would make a useless soldier, whether drug-controlled living person, or bewitched dead person. They cannot think for themselves, and hence cannot make necessary battlefield decisions.
2006-12-25 21:46:13 · answer #7 · answered by MamaBear 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I see that I am not alone in having met zombies in the work place... but I wouldn't want one of them to watch MY back in the heat of battle!
2006-12-25 23:23:41 · answer #8 · answered by coffeegirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
zombies are trouble. things never go as pland next thing you know your stuck in abandoned farm house or shoping mall because of the masive zombie plage. trust me I live in pittsburgh pa where there are zombie atacks every so oftern lol.
2006-12-25 21:40:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cuz thats zombie cruelty.
2006-12-25 21:37:36 · answer #10 · answered by floof3r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋