We was going out for a week then came Christmas and she jumped on the Santa's bandwagon and became his elf and now this means Santa stole my girlfriend
what shul I do?
2006-12-25 11:53:57 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
kick his acc hard to get back ur girlfriend
2006-12-25 11:55:15 · answer #1 · answered by micho 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay. There are two possible things you can do:
1. Kidnap her, tie her up, and convert her to a religion that does not celebrate Christmas.
2. Find yourself a big, red suit and slip into the Elf Warehouse while the /real/ Santa is away eating cookies! Do you think she would be able to tell the difference?
I hope this has helped you, and good luck! (:
2006-12-25 11:56:36 · answer #2 · answered by Sujiku 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK first off. You need to find yourself a therapist. Santa Claus is not real. DO you like have some mental problems. How can santa claus steal your girlfriend. I think you're suffering from losing your girlfriend and making up stories about it. Anyway, you need to get a grip on yourself. Its people like you that make me angry becuase you ask stupid questions on Yahoo! Answers. You, sir, have some real problems.
2006-12-29 06:35:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Steal Mrs. Claus lol
2006-12-25 11:55:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tell Mrs. Claus
2006-12-25 11:55:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Means ur doing something wrong if u lose her to "Santa."
Better come up with a better line or something.
2006-12-25 11:57:00 · answer #6 · answered by brock 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wear santa if u want her
or give her an elf head if u dont
2006-12-25 11:57:36 · answer #7 · answered by Ahmad Helmi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
steal here back llol
nah jk
umm cry forever and ever about no
not that either
im not sure
wait..
igot it
just pretend you dont like her anymore and she will proably come running right back to you
2006-12-25 11:56:19 · answer #8 · answered by rachael:) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa is NOT real
2006-12-25 11:55:43 · answer #9 · answered by Cody M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would suggest not jumping on his bandwagen.
if you are any good, you should be able to steal his elf.
2006-12-25 11:56:35 · answer #10 · answered by Piguy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋