2006-12-25 10:58:58 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Mathematics
10 Classic Definitions
1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
3. Marriage : It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.
4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage.
5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”.
6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.
9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
2006-12-25 11:00:59 · answer #1 · answered by Kevin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitions, you mean? If you mean the definition of a word, that refers to what the word means. If you mean muscle definition, it's when muscles look chiseled and "ripped" as some people say. If neither of those is it I need you to be more specific.
2006-12-25 19:08:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you mean definition, it is just a way of discribing what it is.
Define something, explain what it is or does.
2006-12-25 19:02:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Definable
maybe this helps?
2006-12-25 19:02:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋