What is the most embarassing injury story you have?

Question

I was flexing my dancing skills at a club once and I broke my arm trying to do a break dance move.

Answer 1

I am a police officer. I made a traffic stop one time on a windy day. When I got out of my car the wind blew my car door into my face and gave me a bloody nose. That person did not get a ticket. I wasn't about to give them anything with my name on it.

Answer 2

I am a fireman in a rural area, and one day we got a call for a 40 yr old male with an impalement. when we arrived a crowd of approx. 40-50 people had gathered and were trying to help this guy. He had gotten a little tipsy and fell down an embankment and landed on a protruding root. needless to say, you can imagine what part of the body "orifice" he had been impaled in. we couldn't just remove him due to the injury and the bleeding and the area we were in didn't keep him too concealed. we eventually had to gently cut the root from the tree and take him with the root still attached to the hospital. to this day, several years later, he gets teased about this injury quite often. they were able to remove the root without serious injury to him.

Answer 3

I was pacing at light-rail stop, waiting for a light-rail car or a bus. I shuffled right into a part of the raised platform, went right over, bonked my forehead, and bled profusely. A bus driver stopped and asked whether I were all right. I had her ask me a few orientation questions, decided I hadn't broken my head, and asked her to take me to the next light-rail stop where there was a nearby drugstore. The pharmacist at the drugstore was also very helpful; she let me use the employee restroom to patch myself up and provided me with materials to do so.

Answer 4

Well I was on the 6th grade field trip to an amusement park, and I was running with my two other friends to catch up with the hottest kids in our class in line for this new ride, and I tripped on my shoe lace or something and I fell and the boys all came running over to us and I had blood dripping down my face and both knees and elbows were scraped up. It was pretty embarrassing. They even put pictures of it on our senior slide show when graduating. LOL.

Answer 5

I Was Running In Kroger And Slipped And Broke My Arm

Answer 6

I went skiing with some relative. they both knew how to ski but i totally forgot and didnt mention. we went on to the highest hill at the resort and as i went down, i realized that i didnt even know how to stop. i wizzed by my cousin, going rediculously fast, almost hit a lady and then i slammed into the snow sliding for about 20 feet. my face was all cut up.

Answer 7

I slipped and fell on ice in Walmarts parking lot and was soaked from my ankles to the middle of my back. I had no choice but to continue my journey and go in Walmart and shop. I cursed the cashier out also.

Answer 8

LOL just reading 'break dance move' makes me break out with laughter!! haha!! good one.

I hurt myself bending my head down in the tub to wash my hair. My neck hurt for days. I had to miss work. Explaining that was not easy. hehe

Answer 9

I was flirting with my on again off again boyfriend, and he was tickling me. Well, he knocked me over, and I broke my arm. He had to ask me if I was laughing or crying! (just for the record, i was laughing still, not crying)

Answer 10

I knocked my head into a closing door, lost my balance, fell sidewards, and fell into a koi pond.

I got a head bruise, a sprained ankle and a week's worth of flu.

Sigh...