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I woke and found a beautiful woman under my tree.I think Santa left her there!I'm a lesbian.Please, tell me what to do with her? I'm confused!

2006-12-25 08:18:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

9 answers

well if she has great personality (even if ses a blow up doll) marry her!

2006-12-25 12:48:20 · answer #1 · answered by stormyheart 3 · 0 0

I don't know what to do either and I'm the straightest male heterosexual you'll ever meet. Damn, maybe that was the present I was waiting for Santa to bring ME. Give her my address when you're done with her. If she's as beautiful as I can imagine her, then I wouldn't mind sloppy seconds. Merry Christmas!

2006-12-25 16:22:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Santa screwed up. Thats what I asked for. Here, I will send you the Beaches DVD and the KD LAng CD. send me the girl.

2006-12-25 16:23:02 · answer #3 · answered by ConstElation 6 · 1 0

Just dream on will you:and do the girl in that dream:come screaming,and if that does not wake you up nothing will
Merry Christmas:Rob.xxx

2006-12-25 16:40:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You better spend some good quality time down there, or else she may run away and find a better lesbian.

2006-12-25 19:36:16 · answer #5 · answered by Ann S 2 · 1 0

Follow Larry the Cable Guy's axiom: "Git 'er done!!"

2006-12-25 16:29:49 · answer #6 · answered by DelK 7 · 1 1

If you don't know what to do with her, you must not really be a lesbian.

2006-12-25 17:08:19 · answer #7 · answered by ramman 4 · 0 1

Are you dreaming?

2006-12-25 16:22:13 · answer #8 · answered by GUESS GIRL 3 · 1 0

im not sure what that mean, exactly, but i would do nothing

2006-12-25 16:21:57 · answer #9 · answered by me 2 · 0 1

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