Seems like this would be an interesting situation.
(for those of you who don't know King Midas was the man curse with everything he touches turned to gold)
Person who writes the most creative/funniest story of what happens will receive 10 points. But more importantly have fun.
Spammers or people who come to hate will be turned into gold statues for said strip club (new meaning to the word "golden dancer").
Be creative and have fun
2006-12-25 07:53:17 · 6 answers · asked by Not a hippie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well I don't hink they want you to touch the girls at those clubs, but just as well.....
I image he'd ruin the club for every other guy there. Ofcourse, i'd forgeT the lap dance, and carry that naked gold 18 yr old model outta that club to melt down.
Real boobs are nicer than golden boobs, but golden boobs could afford me alot morer eal boobs once I melted them down. Hoew many stripper would leave the club with me if i were rich?
2006-12-25 07:58:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, first he'd come out and dash off his clothes. A few lucky people would get a gold cape, a gold set of trousers, and some gold slippers... He'd touch his speedos and they'd look like the golden undies that ROCKY in the Rocky Horror Picture show had on. Then he would do a backflipping dive into the air and slide down the dancepole...turning it from silver to gold. Then he'd grasp the one dollar bills turning them to gold pieces and whisk them back to all the screaming females in the crowd as they chant :"Mighty Midas...take it off!"
2006-12-25 08:00:33 · answer #2 · answered by Screaming Banshee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One thing I will tell you: laps dances are right off the menu
2006-12-25 08:07:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
His weiner would turn into a little gold nugget!!! LOL!!!
2006-12-25 07:55:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Everything would be golden.
2006-12-25 07:56:13 · answer #5 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
his dick would prob turn to gold
2006-12-25 07:55:54 · answer #6 · answered by Sue F 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋