My husband is snoring LOUDLY in his chair.
What should I do to him for disturbing my quiet time?
I've already put red lipstick on him and painted his toenails.
Any other ideas?
2006-12-25 07:02:55 · 21 answers · asked by vegetable soup 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
put something grosse in his hand then tickle his face with a long feather
2006-12-25 07:08:39 · answer #1 · answered by . 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Put syrup on him. And put whipped cream on his boxers. Say he was getting handsy during the night. You found he had a food fetish and the hots for dogs. Ask him if he was sleep walking.
2006-12-25 15:06:05 · answer #2 · answered by Professor Sheed 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1) get yourself some ear-plugs
2) replace apple juice with urine and refrigerate; he should be thirsty when he wakes up
3) while he's sleeping, take away his keys to the house and send him to the store; you leave to see some friends/family
2006-12-25 15:09:13 · answer #3 · answered by curly bob 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hmmm, if he is a sound sleeper
carry him to the curb with a sign
that says, will work for make-up
& wait
to see how he reacts when he wakes up !!
2006-12-25 16:31:47 · answer #4 · answered by ♪σρսϟ яэχ♪ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just write something on his forehead when he wakes up and uses the bathroom he might see it. if he dont let him go out in public
2006-12-25 15:06:09 · answer #5 · answered by wofford1257 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Electric hair trimmers will help
2006-12-25 15:21:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dip his fingers in some luke warm water....
Let me know if this works
2006-12-25 15:08:22 · answer #7 · answered by Phil C 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
put permanent marker on a 5p coin and say i bet you cant roll this 5p down your nose without it leaving your face and he will have a line of permanent marker down his face ! lol
2006-12-25 15:06:49 · answer #8 · answered by sup. 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
video him doing it and show his friends, put make up on him first
2006-12-25 15:06:41 · answer #9 · answered by waterboy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
draw things on him, post pics on the internet,,,,,,,,, put his hand in cold water
, ice his nuts
2006-12-25 16:59:11 · answer #10 · answered by charlie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋