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The cheap old bastard tried to pass off some bum gifts to a mentally challenged kid named Marko who got wise to it and punched his lights out.

2006-12-25 07:26:26 · answer #1 · answered by asmokincutie® 3 · 2 0

then Mommie kissed the WRONG santa claus

2006-12-25 15:49:57 · answer #2 · answered by carbazon 3 · 0 0

He wouldn't give Chuck Norris the pack of Smirnoff he asked for, so he roundhouse kicked him.

2006-12-25 15:13:33 · answer #3 · answered by Ducky 2 · 0 0

Santa's in the mafia.
Everyone knows that. lol

2006-12-25 15:05:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My next door neighbor has anger management problems. Sorry.

2006-12-25 15:04:28 · answer #5 · answered by Professor Sheed 6 · 0 0

some kid wasnt that good after all.. when santa refused to give him his presents.... well, u know the rest!

2006-12-25 15:09:32 · answer #6 · answered by Stratomanssy 5 · 0 1

Hit his head on someone's chimney.

2006-12-25 16:00:51 · answer #7 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0 0

rudolph and the gang has some special beans to keep them going all night

2006-12-25 15:04:08 · answer #8 · answered by TrixR4KidZ 5 · 0 2

Maybe I beat him sensless in my sleep.

2006-12-25 15:05:13 · answer #9 · answered by Stinky Hairy Beaver 1 · 0 1

just reindeer turds!

2006-12-25 15:03:11 · answer #10 · answered by That Guy 5 · 0 1

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