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I don't know what to do!

He doesn't like to be petted.
He doesn't play dead.
He won't fetch a stick.
He won't even eat or drink anything!

I even tried changing all the batteries in the remote control and he still doesn't work right!

Man's best friend my @zz!

2006-12-25 06:07:17 · 15 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

15 answers

He needs some Monkey Love. You know how to give it to him. Just bend him over.

2006-12-25 06:10:40 · answer #1 · answered by ... 6 · 2 0

This dog sounds like a remote control dog. I can't help you.

2006-12-25 14:11:04 · answer #2 · answered by pinkk_panther04 1 · 1 0

Are they the right size batteries? Usually you can have your mommy and daddy help

2006-12-25 17:44:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Take it back to the store where it was purchased and show them and ask for another.

2006-12-25 14:08:57 · answer #4 · answered by Gen 4 · 1 0

Maybe your new puppy is crying out for a new master / owner too.

2006-12-25 14:09:00 · answer #5 · answered by OnThe36th 5 · 1 0

Maybe he just needs more training. Just like babies, they don't know how to do anything right unless you teach them well.

2006-12-25 14:09:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

How lucky can you get!!! Cheap, no emotions, does't bark, count your blessings, it is Xmas.

2006-12-25 14:25:02 · answer #7 · answered by GreatNeck 7 · 1 0

... You have to train him. He sounds like a rotten dog.

2006-12-25 14:08:25 · answer #8 · answered by Elerth Morrow ™ 5 · 1 0

he he>>>Amy C is right>>>give him some monkey love..

2006-12-25 14:14:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

You have to pull on the chord to wind him up...duh.

2006-12-25 14:10:51 · answer #10 · answered by ÐIESEŁ ÐUB 6 · 1 0

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