What did you do to extricate him?
2006-12-25 05:38:19 · 6 answers · asked by oaksterdamhippiechick 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Other - Holidays
We keep a fire lit and the 'ol souse has never tried it. If he ever does, I have a shotgun with buckshot... I hate prowlers
2006-12-25 05:41:52 · answer #1 · answered by walter_b_marvin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, this is a story I've told everyone I know, and I'm very proud of it.
A few years ago Santa got stuck in my chimney and I ran to help him; he was very fat so it took some time. However, we got him out and he was very grateful; he left my presents under the tree, ate some cookies, and then was on his way through the front door. A few months later I heard that he birthed a daughter and in fact he was pregnant, not overweight.
He vowed to name the baby after me, but he felt he couldn't name a baby girl Ryan, so he named her my real birth name: Ashley (very ashamed and embarrassed of my real name).
So jollyness all around, I'm proudly apart of the Clause family, though not physically, but spiritually, and that was the greatest gift I ever got from dear old Saint Nick.
2006-12-25 13:45:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa never got stuck in my chimney...
I know of a few peoples chimneys I want to go get stuck in!!
2006-12-25 13:53:50 · answer #3 · answered by backhand-smash 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does a guy dress like Santa count? We had to lube things up a little more.
http://www.cafepress.com/stripperstop
2006-12-25 13:45:06 · answer #4 · answered by adult_superstar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well he never got stuck in my of course i dont have one
2006-12-25 13:40:21 · answer #5 · answered by crazy_elf_220 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no he has not gotten stuck.lol
2006-12-25 13:47:19 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋