I'm so sad....I've been so good this year...damn you old jolly man :'(
2006-12-25 03:57:25 · 17 answers · asked by VOOL 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i got coal this year..he was better off not coming
2006-12-25 04:10:27 · answer #1 · answered by × 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa Claus DOES exist!!! It all started with a REAL man, named Nicholas, who tirelessly made toys for the local children in his village and in nearby towns. He touched the hearts of children--espicially orphans. The Archdioscese, who heard of this kind man, bestowed on him the title of Saint. St. Nicholas.....Santa Claus.
Not only is Santa Claus a role model for children, but he's also got a moral story for adults too: "Give w/ all your heart unto others who have less than you". And that is what WE ALL should do during Christmas: make someone happy by the spirit of giving.
Those who do find a gift in their hearts that St. Nicholas enjoyed hundreds of years ago; hence, Santa gave them a present.
Soooo......if one does not selflessly give; then it's to expect Christmas is another lonely day and Santa gives them no present in their heart. Well....perhaps the proverbal lump of coal.....
2006-12-25 12:07:32 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. Wizard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately you did not meet the criteria set fourth in the Great Book of Goodness.
I assume you suffered from memory repression for the three negative incidents that that you were responsible for this year.
2006-12-25 12:08:03 · answer #3 · answered by festus_porkchop 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because, Santa is now in the department store, in your local area, you must visit him there asking him what you wish for Christmas.
This is a present MERRY XMAS !!!!!!
2006-12-25 12:03:14 · answer #4 · answered by Tonia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you ever watch the movie The Christmas Story????
Do you want soap in your mouth?
No more cussing and maybe, just maybe you will get a present. (not a BB Gun though, you might shoot your eye out!)HEEHEE
Happy New Year!
2006-12-25 12:04:51 · answer #5 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is on the way. He just had some tea at mine, so he will be a little late..
2006-12-25 12:51:04 · answer #6 · answered by ge_orch 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
O.K. young man, did you go to sleep?? Santa doesn't stop by, if your awake!!
2006-12-25 12:00:12 · answer #7 · answered by mamaexfour 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you leave a shot of bourbon out for him?
2006-12-25 12:05:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm so sorry, but your grown so be happy..don't worry!
2006-12-25 12:01:52 · answer #9 · answered by feather 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe he just forgot and something will be coming soon
2006-12-25 11:59:53 · answer #10 · answered by charmel5496 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋