2006-12-25 02:17:53 · 16 answers · asked by Well well 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
homer simpson should have done a speech instead of me!
2006-12-25 05:21:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
She didn't even say "Hello, my royal subjects" before starting today, so some sort of greeting before she ploughed in would have been nice.
If I was Queen, I start with "Howdy there, people. Put the washing up down for a sec, I want a word."
I heard the other day that they surveyed her speeches over the last fifty years and she's getting progressively less posh-sounding. If she makes it to a similar age to her mum, she might start speaking proper estuary English.
2006-12-25 04:59:50 · answer #2 · answered by Athene1710 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Queen is a very sensible woman who cares about her reputation and that of her family. Therefore, she would never say what I want her to, but here goes.
People of the Britain and the Commonwealth
I am bored with doing this every year, quite frankly. I am one hundred and sixty, and saying how much I trust the PM and how well our troops are doing in (Afghanistan/Iraq/Falklands delete as appropriate) is wearing thin.
My family are a bunch of racists, halfwits and creeps. I dread to think what will happen to you lot when I'm gone. I don't believe in God, I hate every MP I've ever met, and Diana was a gormless fool. There you go, you princess of Wales loving morons, your Queen has spoken her Mind. And why doesn't one have a Queen's Speech theme tune? Philip, stop throwing darts at that portrait of Diana, and get me Elvis!
2006-12-25 05:14:03 · answer #3 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i want someone Else to do the speech
2006-12-25 02:27:57 · answer #4 · answered by samson 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
would have been nice if she said check your bank account, i have given everybody a free £50
2006-12-25 02:21:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i watched the alternative message, it was alright...although that did bring up jack straw AGAIN!
2006-12-25 02:20:36 · answer #6 · answered by SAcat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no,don't watch tv
2006-12-25 02:24:36 · answer #7 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that she better sit down, as her hips playing her up again.
2006-12-25 02:22:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes i saw it and i would prefer it if she said nothing at all
2006-12-25 02:20:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"i'm a crusty old duffer" i would have liked her to say
2006-12-25 02:24:29 · answer #10 · answered by Nietsnie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋