- In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
- People call at 9 P.M. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
- You can eat dinner at 4:00 PM.
- You can live without sex but not without glasses.
- You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
- You have a party and the neighbours don't even realize it.
- You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks in the room.
- You sing along with the elevator music.
- Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.
- Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
- Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
2006-12-24 21:26:17 · 13 answers · asked by ashok kumar 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
Thanks for that. You have brightened up my day. It shows that no matter what, we oldies but goodies have still got a great sense of humour.I can't wait for my hubby to wake up to give him a good laugh.Yes it is 4 hours since he got up, but has been asleep for two and a half of them.
2006-12-24 23:42:03 · answer #1 · answered by letitbe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good except the last one. Only when you age do you realize how damned stupid you where when you were young. Might have a smaller supply of brain cells because we've swept out all of the cocky, know-it-all ones.
2006-12-25 05:31:04 · answer #2 · answered by not g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GROWING OLDER = 0 Points.
GROWING YOUNGER = 10Points.
Don't be fooled I am 56 year old male and have hated ageing since 33 years old, before then I felt invincible and vibrant.
But now time is racing by.
2006-12-25 06:11:58 · answer #3 · answered by ?Master 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very true !!!!!!!!!!!
But if u strain the ltd. supply of yr brain cells , u might come up with some more .....
Happy counting ! Lagey Raho Ashokbhai. !
2006-12-25 05:40:06 · answer #4 · answered by ๏๓ รђคภtเ, รђคภtเ รђคภtเ ....... ! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you forgot the top two!
- You can poop in your pants now for fun and nobody will think any different of you.
- You can flip off a school bus of little kids and blame it on the alsheimers (sp?)
2006-12-25 05:31:40 · answer #5 · answered by bendabomb85 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
true except dinner is at 430, and no one calls after 9
2006-12-25 05:42:08 · answer #6 · answered by Steve 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think your right but I may have forgotten the question....... Did you ask for Metamucil with your ........What do you want at this hour, I need my nap before Jeopardy comes on.
2006-12-25 05:31:56 · answer #7 · answered by BANANA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I couldn't agree more, not on my behalf i'm only young but they apply to my mum. Love you really Mum.
2006-12-25 05:29:27 · answer #8 · answered by Sarah S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good stuff, should be in the joke section though.
2006-12-25 05:29:59 · answer #9 · answered by elthe3rd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aren't you wonderful, ? good list have a Merry Christmas
2006-12-25 05:46:14 · answer #10 · answered by onukpa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋