dirty old fat man
2006-12-24 20:46:52 · 11 answers · asked by the devil666 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Other - Holidays
Dear Devil666,
On behalf of Mr. S. Claus, I'd like to clarify the fact why you didn't get anything for Christmas this year. Due to over population, Mr Claus' schedule gets longer and busier every year. Every year, thousands and thousands of extra kids expect us to rock up with prezzies, and with only one set of reindeer this becomes more and more difficult. On top of that, his reindeer decided to go on strike because Mr. Claus is a stingy bastard who didn't want to invest in extra sleighs.
So, have a bit of patience and perhaps something will slide through your chimney today or tomorrow.
Kindest regards,
Rudolph
2006-12-24 22:48:33 · answer #1 · answered by MM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear never mind maybe hes got something planned it could be something that you really dont want ....
That should please you,,,,, a holiday ,, on a warm sandy beach..
someone that wants you ,,, youd really hate all that
xxxx that should get up your nose
2006-12-24 23:30:49 · answer #2 · answered by alan j UK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't you even get a lump of coal?
2006-12-24 20:59:40 · answer #3 · answered by SteveT 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because you are not a nice man
2006-12-24 20:47:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
bcos u were so good that he couldnt find a one for u
2006-12-24 20:52:19 · answer #5 · answered by mskabd 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he got hungry and ate your present
2006-12-24 20:48:49 · answer #6 · answered by Mikael F 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
maybe you havnt been a good little person
2006-12-24 20:48:37 · answer #7 · answered by Snot Me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You must have upset him
2006-12-24 21:01:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
someones been bad?
2006-12-24 20:48:07 · answer #9 · answered by Lara <:(((>< 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
because you call yourself the devil.
2006-12-24 20:49:56 · answer #10 · answered by bata4689 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋