Years ago in the wee hours of the morning my friend invited this strange truck driver over for coffee becuz of his sexy voice. He came. We were sitting at the table, he pulls out this huge knife, waves it around. My friend turned white, I was scared, too, then for some reason I felt this cool calmness come over me and I heard this voice telling me to look in his eyes, so I did. When I did I saw this creature dancing around and laughing at us. The next thing I know I'm flying off my chair grabbing pen and paper, drawing a sperm and a human egg on it, midway I tried stopping and asked myself "What are you doing?" My friend was petrified, but I couldn't stop. To end my story I disarmed him by telling the story of Sammy Sperm and Ova Ovum cause by the the time I finished he'd already dropped his knife and the tears were pouring down his cheeks from laughing too hard. I was laughing too in the end, I guess from relief.
2006-12-24 18:59:20 · 6 answers · asked by Laela (Layla) 6 in Social Science ➔ Psychology
Yes I am for real and I wasn't trying to be cute, we could have been killed you know.
2006-12-24 19:52:00 · update #1
Anyway; I wish I could honestly say it was all made up - people just don't go around telling stories of Sammy Sperm and Ova Ovum to knife wielding truck drivers.
I don't blame any one for being skeptical, I guess that's why I kept it under wraps until now that is.
2006-12-24 20:18:53 · update #2
No I wasn't stoned - had no need for the stuff.
Anyways the next day my friend was furious and who could blame her.
2006-12-24 20:20:50 · update #3
For the sake of argument it wasn't a tiny imp like creature that I saw, but a gleam in the truck drivers eyes, and from there I caught on to what he was up to. Taking it from there the story is the same.
In my defense telling the story of Sammy Sperm and Ova Ovum would not have been my 1st choice, it just happened that way.
2006-12-25 12:07:24 · update #4
your strange behavior and feelings was a result of being in shock its weird what the body does to protect our brain when we are in life threatening situations some people even see there self going to heaven when they think they are about to die
2006-12-24 20:34:13 · answer #1 · answered by wylted 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See what happens when you talk to strangers. Truck drivers only go from one side of the country to the other in about a week and a day or so. You figure cut the human body into 1 foot pieces fling out a piece every 50-100 miles. Wildlife will have a feast with it. You may as well have been abducted by aliens cause you would have never been found. I definitely don't get what you are saying. You had a LSD relapse and you were seeing a little goblin our ghoul. And he told you that this truck driver was going to turn you into a new set of chaps. You got something there. You know what it is?....ISSUES, And we are all going to pay. LOL. Good luck..
2006-12-25 19:16:28 · answer #2 · answered by MiKe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like a made up story to me. Maybe you should be a writer.
2006-12-24 19:10:10 · answer #3 · answered by poeticjustice 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Frankly, sounds like you were stoned!!
2006-12-24 20:10:30 · answer #4 · answered by Katherine W 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, it certainly was strange.... And lucky....... I don't know about psychic, although it could have been, I guess.
2006-12-24 19:47:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you for real?
2006-12-24 19:07:21 · answer #6 · answered by worldwise1 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋