A politcally correct holiday greeting to you all.?

Question

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all...

...and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats.

(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats.

Answer 1

hehehe, thank you for your politically correct holidayt greeting... happy holdiays to you too..

p.s: there is a mistake.... its not always winter during this holiday season. Its actually summer time here in Austraia!lol.

Answer 2

The calendar choices of other cultures???? That in itself is politically incorrect. The jewish religion came first so the hebrew calendar is the correct calendar. Everything was made up after that to please others.

Answer 3

That's too long of a politically correct holiday greeting for me to read...

Answer 4

Did you have your attorney review your greeting to make sure that you were not going to be held liable for offending me?

Never mind, I'll have my attorney contact your attorney, and they will work out a settlement...

Answer 5

I only made it thru the first paragraph, cause i don't even want to be awake right now, but...... Merry Christmas

Answer 6

How unfortunate you had to word it that way. Same to you.

Answer 7

What? Ahhh..... okayyy. MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!! : )

Answer 8

how about a sentence...in a nutshell...?

Answer 9

what the heck was that?????????????//