what is the best practical joke you have ever pulled, or been the victim of? winner gets a rubber chicken!?

Question

what you do with your rubber chicken is your own business...i don't judge. ;)

Answer 1

Once when my boyfriend was sleeping I glued his pants zipper so he couldn't open it. It was funny when he needed to pee and couldn't open his zipper.

Answer 2

My friends and I in College pulled the old "Let's Make David think that one of us commited suicude" prank. He was the kind of guy that once he learned something new, he was an "expert" on the subject and would incessantly tell you all about it. So, this particular week, he was an expert on the signs of suicide from his psychology class. After putting up with his pranks like cutting our hair while we slept, or pouring hydrogen peroxide in it, one of the girls began to act out the signs of suicidal thoughts, giving things away to people and acting sad. So he warned us. then one morning, my friends woke him up to say that our friend had slit her wrists in the bathroom, and the cops needed a statement from him since he had been aware of the signs. On the way to our "deceased" friends dorm, they stopped by campus center and said:"I'm hungry, lets get something to eat" and so they had breakfast while he went on about "how could they eat at such a time" and so on. Soon enough he saw our friend all alive and well, and laughed and said that "we got him good" so he told the R.A. about it and she said:"That's not funny! That is Horrible!" and then he was like: "Yeah, you're right" and then and only then was he mad at us. Never cut a woman's hair as a joke.

Answer 3

My sister is deathly afraid of spiders, but has allowed her son to have a tarantula. They live next door to me. I like to play jokes on her at Halloween, but we were going out of town. While we were gone, I asked her if she ever worried if the spider was going to get loose. She went into this spiel of how horrible that would be. What she didn't know is that I had already made arrangements for my nephew to bring the spider to my house. She was coming home days before I was coming home. When she got home, my nephew met her at the door to tell her that it had gotten out. She made him and his brother and sister, tear up the house looking for it. She made the grandkids go home and had a conversation with our dad how bad this was. My nephew would go outside to call me on the cell phone to let me know what she was doing. She made him sleep in a different room and even tore his mattress off the bed. She never suspected me because I was out of town. When I finally got home, my dad let me know that she was desperate and I felt that I had to let her off the hook. So, I went to the school where she teaches with a card that said that I am an evil puppet master and it had a fake tarantula glued to it. I disrupted her class and she was so relieved that the spider was really at my house that she got big old tears of gratitude. Kind of like when I showed up at her school dressed in a chicken costume!!!

Answer 4

When I was about twelve years old, I stuck a GI Joe's arms through the door knocker at my apartment. It looked just like there was a real guy standing out there. I went and told my older sister that there was a guy outside asking for her, and when she looked through the peep hole she started freaking out because we were home alone and she didn't know who he was, but he looked really mean. Finally, I told her I would go take care of it and see what he wants. She about had a heart attack when I swung open the door, until she saw that tiny GI Joe hanging there. Then she was about ready to kill me. Luckily I was a lot faster than her, and I managed to survive until my parents got home. They thought it was funny.

Answer 5

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Answer 6

Victim i was in the 5th grade i believe well i was in the shower and the smoke alarm went off and i ran out streakin.. Let me tell ya it was so embarrasing when i noticed nothing was on fire i ran to the nearest room and everyone saw me in the living room and they were laughing so hard

Answer 7

I usually don't pull practical jokes and am rarely the victim of them. But, oce I got fake cat poop and put it on my grandpa's bed because my grandma has a cat that he doesn't like at all. He fell for it and even said he smelled it. That was lame but like i said, I hardly ever play practical jokes.

Answer 8

I got our pastor to come to the church, where everyone was hiding in the basement for his 40th surprise birthday party, telling him that the church's brand new copier had smoke rolling out of it. Actually, I lit a plastic bottle on fire and let it burn in a big old pot, so that it would smoke and stink really good. When he came through the door, the look on his face was priceless...especially when he went in the basement to check the fuses because the basement lights wouldn't work...until we turned them on and yelled surprise! <*)))><

Answer 9

what am i supposed to do with a freaking rubber chicken

Answer 10

2 ketchup packets in the toilet seat
i did that to one of my friends and they sat down on the toilet and the ketchup got all over their underwear and pants
*sigh* those were the good days

Answer 11

I bought this ***** in the bar one night a "Prairie Fire." It's Everclear & tobasco sauce. It took her braeth away & when she was finally able to breathe, she burst into tears and ran out of the bar bawling. Ha!