2006-12-24 17:42:23 · 13 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
He had some old gas that he needed to burn.
Earlier, he came by and leveled my elevator.
2006-12-26 08:33:24 · answer #1 · answered by MЯ BAIT™ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You father is confused. Alzheimer's is a serious illness. Please forgive him. Yesterday when you guys were listening to Karaoke in the topless bar, Trina and The Amazing TaTas sang Frosty The Snowman and Elton John's Burn Down The Mission back to back. In his deluded condition he combined the two songs and ignited your dear snow friend. I am sorry.
2006-12-26 09:09:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
because my father wanted to know how is it possible to burn a snowman.
2006-12-24 17:47:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How the hell do you burn down a snowman?
2006-12-24 17:44:59 · answer #4 · answered by 21st Century Scrooge 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cause he saw all the beavers cummin' and zebra was backside the house lickin' your 14 toes
2006-12-24 17:55:51 · answer #5 · answered by Tiffi Poodle Pie 69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was blocking his view of your living room window
2006-12-24 17:47:30 · answer #6 · answered by kimmys 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cuz he can now get over it cry baby
2006-12-24 17:45:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
did your pet zebra misbehave again? hmmmm???
2006-12-24 17:51:17 · answer #8 · answered by Aeryn Sun 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too much rum and eggnog
2006-12-24 17:46:26 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ Ladylike ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cause he's an alcoholic
2006-12-24 17:46:16 · answer #10 · answered by Boop 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋