2006-12-24 17:37:16 · 16 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
sorry kitty, i think the secret may be out. we might have to have a talk about the easter bunny too.
2006-12-24 17:52:58 · answer #1 · answered by Aeryn Sun 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Someone must have spiked the milk and cookies in the house he was at prior to yours...
And Santa's got magical powers like that... looking like people's parents.
Don't give in to what you may be thinking.
Santa is real.
I saw him with my very own eyes at the mall.
But the only question i have now is...
If Santa is real, why are there different Santa's at every mall?
I guess he's got some seriously magical powers.
2006-12-26 04:16:43 · answer #2 · answered by falzalnz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He passed out because of the canister of nitrous oxide in your mail box. If you haven't sussed out why he looks like your dad, well I think you need to watch Santa Claus II again. Happy eating.
2006-12-27 03:19:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's Santa's evil twin - Bruce Claus. He's fooling you. He can morph into anyone, any shape. He just chose to look like your poor, drunk papa to mess with your head.
Pay him no mind.
2006-12-25 01:45:38 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Someone exchanged his milk with Jack Daniels.
2006-12-25 01:41:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
cuz papa likes his drinks
2006-12-25 01:38:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOUR DAD PASSED OUT ON THE COUCH cause he don't like beavers just like you!!
2006-12-25 01:54:19 · answer #7 · answered by Tiffi Poodle Pie 69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
santa's had too much to drink
2006-12-25 01:39:53 · answer #8 · answered by Boop 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He had a kiss of Scotch
2006-12-25 01:46:43 · answer #9 · answered by ToolBox™ is back 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He has drank too much. Tell him to get up. He has lots to do.
2006-12-25 01:40:59 · answer #10 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋