How do I pass a drug test?

Question

I know this is asked a lot but I don't care.

The problem is that my drug test is on Tuesday and I cannot get to any store to buy some Niacin. I have started taking B12 pills because they have niacin and they will keep my piss clear even after all the water I've been chugging.

I would like to take Niacin but because of Christmas, I doubt I'll be able to get any. Maybe Walgreen's?

My friend told me to take a q-tip, bend it so the ends touch, dip it in bleach, put it in a plastic bag and put it in my panties, then piss onto the q-tip then swirl it around in the piss as well. He did this like a month ago for his job and he passed. He also said drink bleach with milk... so his credibility in my eyes isn't really all that strong.

Don't answer if you're going to a) lecture me, b) tell me drinkning water won't help, because it does, or c) talk about your smoking stories because I haven't smoked in like... 4 days.... :(

I just found out I have to take this.

Also, please don't respond to this is if you're just going to be a ********. I SMOKE MARIJUANA. I will never stop and I hate that I will penalized for what I do on my spare time that harms absolutely nobody. I never go to work high, it is disrespectful.

Vinegar changes the pH

I don't want more THC in my urine, thanks. I want to dilute the amount of THC so that it doesn't show up.

Answer 1

Plan further ahead next time

Answer 2

Your all wrong, i don't know why you pessimistic judgmental fools bother answering this poor bloke if all you want to do is run him down, he's in a serious predicament! The guy actually really wants a job so help him out!! ok mate theres only one full proof way to pass and thats using synthetic urine and a whizzard or whizzinator, these can be purchased from sites such as freosfinest. kom , or if your in Western Australia go to Fremantles Finest. There is also other places like whizzinatoraustralia etc. These places have devices and concoctions for passing any drug test including hair drug tests and saliva drug tests. In fact I'd recommend anyone that takes drugs should keep a bottle of saliva detox in their centre console just in case they get picked up they can give their mouth a quick rinse and all toxins are rinsed from their mouth for up to half an hour. Course do not ever drive a motor vehicle if the drugs are likely to impair your driving capabilities. I know I'm going to get barraged with abuse by a whole lot of do gooders who know nothing about taking drugs now, but I dont care, I won't even read them, all I can say to them is get a life;)

Answer 3

Well, if you didn't do drugs, then you'd have no problem. Otherwise, drinking water simply waters down the urine that you pass, and if they see that, then they will sometimes simply retest you for a cleaner test result, so no, water is not always reliable, it just depends on how stringent they are on the results that they are looking for. Secondly, Red Bull is full of Niacin (that's what gives you the boost) but too much Niacin will cause Niacin poisoning, also known as Niacin flushing, which makes you very red and itchy and can cause fainting and other problems. The test see the levels of drugs in your system, even after four days it will still show up in high quantities, depending on how much you smoke (and what). A single joint will show in your test for at least a month, and as time goes by it will go down in levels, but it will still be detectable. Also, bleach will definitely show up as a chemical that will nullify the test and you WILL be retested or rejected for the test. These test are quite reliable and the people doing them know all of these tricks.

Answer 4

This really depends on how much you smoked before you quit. For a very light smoker, you might be clean already. For a heavy smoker, you may be SOL.
Basically you want to drink as much water as possible. Keep drinking water and more water. When you get a chance to go to the store, go to GNC or something like it and ask the clerk what to buy. At GNC it's a "cleansing formula" in a blue bottle with a red cap. Take like 15 of those in one day. If you want to buy some time, call in to the drug test and tell them something came up. I did this and I don't even smoke. I actually had something come up and they were fine with it. An extra day may be the key to success.
Don't forget the water.
Working out will help to. It'll speed up your metabolism and get your blood flowing through your kidneys, which is what'll filter out the metabolites of THC, which is what they test for.
Good luck.

Answer 5

I don't think there is anything that you do that will remove of cover the drugs in your system. It depends on what the lab is looking for in their drug test.
Some drug tests only look for specific drugs and certain quantities of drugs.
But I will tell you this, never, EVER drink bleach.

Answer 6

I have a lot of friends who smoke marijuana. Niacin is the best thing to clear it.. however.. if that dont work.. The whole bleach thing.. I have heard that before too.. I actually had a friend buy a 2 liter of Pepsi.. and empty a cap full of bleach into it. She passed her test.. but I don't think it was quite the safest way! Just keep drinking lots of water.. annnd good luck!! I will talk to some freinds, if I find out anymore ways.. I will let ya know!

Answer 7

Your friend is an idiot anyone who would drink bleach is a fool. What I did one time was just drink water for 12 hours, all the way up until I pissed in the cup.Start by downing a glass of water,then an hour later do it again, after that just drink and piss, by the time you take the test your piss will be so diluted they wont be able to find anything.

Answer 8

If you know you are going to have a drug test on Tuesday and have reason to believe that it may be positive I have heard that some people will get someone else who they know does not have a reason to have a positive result to urinate for them, keep it in a zip lock baggie that must be kept close to your body to keep it warm (for example in your bra under a breast). It must be warm because they will check the temperature of the urine provided. Make sure that when you do go in to the restroom to at least urinate in the commode so that the "monitor" will hear you.

Answer 9

I've passed every drug test I've ever had to take because... wait for it...


I DON'T DO DRUGS!

Sofor me to pass, I just take the test. You just better hope it is a pee test and not a hair test, cause then you're really done.

Answer 10

I hope you know that drug tests are done for a reason. Can you imagine what it might be?

Answer 11

my boyfriend smokes weed and this is what he does. He has someone who is clean to pee in a little bottle and then he puts in under his nuts until he goes to take the test b/c it has to be body temperature. If you're a girl i guess put it in your panties or in your bra or something. Make sure whoever you get the pee from is the same sex as you and make sure the bottle isnt TOO small. he used one of those little body spray bottles and it worked fine! he still works there!! good luck