and if he does, I'll put him out of his misery with a shotgun blast to the face.
2006-12-24 17:09:34 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
Dude ,Santa will use his magic dust. A little bit for Santa a little bit for you ,and a little moooore for Santa ,and the next thing you know Santa and you will be flying all over the world man in his candy red sled. You'll be so happy to go to places like Pacoima, L.A., Nuevo York and all those other famous places. When you wake up in the morning you're gonna think "That Santa dude is cool with me"
2006-12-24 17:34:26 · answer #1 · answered by artic ranger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well see, this is an easy question. Santa is magic, and he has been watching you make these plans for as long as you've been making them. Don't worry about the poison tipped razor sharp spikes and the shotgun blasting - all Santa needs to do is throw a lump of coal down your chimney. After all, you most likely are on his naughty list. Now take some fluoxetine and go to sleep. Merry Christmas!
2006-12-25 01:20:46 · answer #2 · answered by sam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa has a nice and naughty list so I think he will not come to your place at all. My daughter sometimes looks at this site so I hope other children will not be reading this question or some of the answers either.
2006-12-25 01:33:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa will sprinkle some of his magic dust on your razors and turn them into candy canes then he will take one of those canes and shove it up your butt and say : I had to do the same thing to Michael Jackson last year. Now maybe next year you will be a good boy!
2006-12-25 01:19:03 · answer #4 · answered by kennerkitty812 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa will magically tell the spikes to fly to their owner and pierce his/her skin. Then while you wrath in pain he will throw coal at you and ask you if there was anything else you wanted for Christmas before he then magically tells your shotgun to squeeze one off in your face...... Merry Christmas
2006-12-25 01:31:39 · answer #5 · answered by dnisey64 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he's two steps ahead of you...the jolly ol' man has already ordered a crew of hard-working elves and they're waiting under your bed so that when you get up, they can sever your achilles tendon with the same razor sharp spikes that you placed in the chimney. watch your step! dynamite comes in small packages...with leotards and pointy ears.
2006-12-25 01:27:14 · answer #6 · answered by YohYohWHY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow. how old are you that Santa Claus still comes down your chimney? ever consider what he might be packing for just such an occassion? surely you can't be the first to think of this. and BIG RED BELLY has been around for quite some time, KNOWWHATI"MSAYIN?!!?
2006-12-25 01:13:56 · answer #7 · answered by A. K. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know, if you just had a fire burning in your fireplace when he slid down your chimney then you'd have a crisp Kringle.
2006-12-25 01:14:44 · answer #8 · answered by dawnsdad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He won't come down yer chimney. He read this post on Yahoo. He came down mine last night, and I killed him for you.
2006-12-25 01:15:41 · answer #9 · answered by George Atento 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's obviously not going to visit you. Your behavior puts you on the "naughty" list.
2006-12-25 01:17:40 · answer #10 · answered by Uther Aurelianus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋