Seriously, a guy in a cafe gave me two kilo's of sell-by date bacon for my dog. Well, he drank **** loads of water in a beer garden after he'd eaten it. Then he pissed like a horse in the back of the bus. Every time the bus braked it was getting nearer the front. I was getting ready to say this woman's little boy had done it. But instead, we got off before it started running down the steps and out the front.
2006-12-24 16:55:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Lets get this straight. This guy who gave you the bacon did all that on a bus? Wow, reminds me of myself, except I would have had beer, not water
2006-12-24 17:21:40 · answer #1 · answered by lulu 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could have bottled the wee wee and sold it to some homeopathic doctor and claimed it would cure brain tumors.
Personally I find it difficult to tell the difference between buses and public toilets so I dare say no one noticed anyway.
Merry Christmas.
2006-12-25 04:22:29 · answer #2 · answered by Missing Link 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Owned up to what you pet did and see what needed to be done to clean it up. Just for the fact that smells and someone could slip on it and get hurt or the fumes could actually get to someone OR at least get a sample to make sure you dog didn't get poisoned since he is reacting so strangely OR told the driver your dog had to pee. Dogs do usually "tell" their owners they have to go.
2006-12-24 17:02:09 · answer #3 · answered by dnisey64 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You should have stuffed the bacon into your pants and ran through a neighborhood full of angry pit bulls.
2006-12-24 16:57:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a waste you could've sold that dog piss for a kilo!
2006-12-24 17:07:24 · answer #5 · answered by tickle me RUDE 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should have definately taken some pictures, or recorded that for memories. Your dog freakin rocks!!!! And yes, that womans boy did do it....
2006-12-24 16:57:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I normally travel by bus, so I'm glad you weren't on my bus with your incontinent mutt
2006-12-24 17:31:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's nasty. Karma is going to bite you in the *** one day and you'll slip and fall in some dog pee.
2006-12-24 16:59:12 · answer #8 · answered by karespromise 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You should have given your rake to that Bavarian stripper!
2006-12-24 16:58:26 · answer #9 · answered by Proud Liberal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, you're an idiot. they should give awards...
2006-12-24 16:56:44 · answer #10 · answered by Freakgirl 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋