Do you guys know any funny,true,love,and or awesome touching quotes all kinds are welcome!
2006-12-24 16:12:46 · 8 answers · asked by Chavo Baby!!!!!! 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"Life is like a beautiful melody only the lyrics are messed up"
" For things to get change u have to change and for things to get better you have to get better"
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)
Death is hereditary.
There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.
An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die
Merry X-mas!
2006-12-24 16:16:52 · answer #1 · answered by Chocogal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Don't worry about the horses going blind, just keep on loading the wagons.
2. Lights shine from the inside out, not the outside in.
3. People love what they find time for
4. Winning by a nose length pays the same as winning by a full length.
5. Why is it that by the time in life we have the answers, no one is asking the questions?
2006-12-25 00:21:46 · answer #2 · answered by Candi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be present at this moment...and enjoy it....just be present without thinking too much what tomorrow brings.
2006-12-25 00:17:29 · answer #3 · answered by invisible1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my favorite quote is "i dont drink to escape my responsibilities, i drink to escape the consequences of others inability to meet their responsibilities"
2006-12-25 00:19:53 · answer #4 · answered by Boop 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take care of our elders......they have shaped our past.
Take care of our young...they will shape our future.
by crazycul
2006-12-25 00:36:35 · answer #5 · answered by crazycul1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"God forbid that I should go to any Heaven in which there are no horses," R.Graham
2006-12-25 00:23:45 · answer #6 · answered by Bobbi Sue 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I counted up all my blessings,
and only counted you.
2006-12-25 00:54:10 · answer #7 · answered by APACHE 7 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Of course I am not a spy, I'm a scout."
2006-12-25 00:22:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋