I really like the grin Ralphy gives the camera near the end when mom is washing his face in the bathroom, right after he almost shoots his eye out.....lol
2006-12-24 16:00:48 · 9 answers · asked by nortonclarkson 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Three words.... The Leg Lamp!!!!
2006-12-24 16:10:32 · answer #1 · answered by hailtotheredskins1 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ralphie: Oooh fuuudge!
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!
Mr. Parker: [stunned] *What* did you say?
Ralphie: Uh, um...
Mr. Parker: That's... what I thought you said. Get in the car. Go on!
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] It was all over - I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Hmmph. Mere child's play compared to what surely awaited me.
2006-12-25 00:04:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love it when he imagines himself shooting up Bart's gang in the striped suits. He's the cowboy and the family is dressed up in frontier gear and kicking ***. If that wasn't enough all of the robbers that he shot were in a pile with x's over their eyes like a cartoon. So true of a kids imagination!!!!
2006-12-25 00:25:39 · answer #3 · answered by Angry Marsupial 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love the part when Ralphie finally kicks the bully's butt! That's good stuff!
2006-12-25 00:11:01 · answer #4 · answered by tiny_tim 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When the leg lamps breaks, and the father turns to the mom and the only thing that he can muster up is:
"NOT A FIN-GA"
(oh yeah, that's the best. I still say it to this day)
2006-12-26 18:10:17 · answer #5 · answered by s 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When he climbs back up the slide and tells te mall Santa he wants a red ryder bb gun and the Santa says "You'll shoot your eye out kid" and kicks him down the slide.
2006-12-25 00:02:29 · answer #6 · answered by Nico 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I love the part when Ralph comes down the stairs in the bunny suit. =)
2006-12-25 00:07:03 · answer #7 · answered by toxxxic_angel 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
when that one kid gets his tounge stuck to the pole Lmao
2006-12-25 01:08:20 · answer #8 · answered by dncprephater 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"A crummy commercial ...Sonofabitch! "
2006-12-25 00:08:42 · answer #9 · answered by The Penguin 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋