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2006-12-24 15:22:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Holidays Christmas

14 answers

No.

2006-12-24 15:39:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If someone was dressed all in red, offered me gifts with the caveat I only had to believe in him and trying to sneak into my house at night, I'd most likely shoot at him.

However, if anyone wants to drop off some gifts for me (cash accepted, gladly), I'll hold off the gunfire long enough for you to run screaming off the porch.

Merry Chrismahankwanzayule, by the way!

~Morg~

2006-12-24 23:32:01 · answer #2 · answered by morgorond 5 · 0 0

He has already visited our house. He said he was busy tonight with more kids than ever to reach. So he was in and out in a flash. He's headed to your neck of the woods now...He got an early start. I hope he can get everyone tonight!

2006-12-24 23:26:43 · answer #3 · answered by tikizgirl 4 · 0 0

Its really hard to wait on someone who doesn't and never did exist.
Not wasting my time.

2006-12-24 23:42:42 · answer #4 · answered by HowFuzzyWuzee 6 · 0 0

Lol. Good question!! Well, yes, I am awaiting "Santa". He brings me very good presents!! ILOVESANTA!!

2006-12-24 23:32:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes, and I will say goodnight to you.
Merry Christmas!

2006-12-24 23:24:27 · answer #6 · answered by Tenn Gal 6 · 0 0

aww... that's too bad he wont make it to your house because he's lying in a pool of his on filthy blood, i told him last year that breaking and entering is illegal, and now well... his chesnuts wont be roasting tonite.

2006-12-24 23:32:48 · answer #7 · answered by JOhNe=mc² 6 · 0 0

No, he quit coming here a long time ago.

2006-12-24 23:31:03 · answer #8 · answered by Texas T 6 · 0 0

he would be invading my privacy and committing a burglary and i would handle him in such a way he would not go invade anyone elses property!
(no offense really)

2006-12-24 23:26:04 · answer #9 · answered by wise 5 · 0 0

he just left n' he be high out his gottdamm miiiinnnnddddd, dogg. he wuz smokin dat rock fo rillz.

2006-12-24 23:32:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yes

2006-12-25 09:18:53 · answer #11 · answered by myangel_101211 7 · 0 0

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