2006-12-24 14:24:16 · 22 answers · asked by James 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
There are currently 78 people named S. Claus
living in the U.S. -- and one Kriss Kringle.
(You gotta wonder about that one kid's parents)
December is the most popular month for nose jobs.
Weight of Santa's sleigh loaded with one Beanie Baby
for every kid on earth: 333,333 tons.
Number of reindeer required to pull a 333,333-ton s
sleigh: 214,206 -- plus Rudolph.
Average wage of a mall Santa: $11 an hour.
With real beard: $20.
To deliver his gifts in one night, Santa would have to
make 822.6 visits per second, sleighing at 3,000 times
the speed of sound.
At that speed, Santa and his reindeer would burst into flame
instantaneously.
2006-12-24 15:10:30 · answer #1 · answered by BrotherB 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Santa will come as soon as you fall asleep.
2006-12-24 22:26:42 · answer #2 · answered by ladybug_jane22 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Santa only comes when you are in your bed and sleeping peacefully. So get to it!
2006-12-24 22:26:50 · answer #3 · answered by Jen 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Today, but you it is very difficult to see him.
I know a Santa Catalina
2006-12-24 22:32:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go to bed and close your eyes and go to sleep.
He can't come unless you are asleep and you don't want him to pass over your house without stopping.
2006-12-24 22:30:29 · answer #5 · answered by Tenn Gal 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
After you are asleep if he can see the "twinkle" in your eyes then he won't stop Merry Christmas
2006-12-24 22:27:11 · answer #6 · answered by grbarnaba 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
he will start delivering gifts to children just when the clock strikes 12:00 at night and when the day of christmas begins!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
2006-12-25 13:57:59 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa isn't real.
2006-12-24 22:26:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
oh you said Santa not Satan -- ok he doesn't exist so never.
2006-12-24 22:27:22 · answer #9 · answered by tesorotx 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I think I heard he's on strike hm
2006-12-24 22:31:56 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋