Is this a good business idea?

Question

I'd like to start a business where we sell poop by the
gallon, pint, or in individual servings. At first we will start
with human, dog, and cat, but eventually I'd plan to add
exotic animal and even extraterrestrial excrement. Should I go
ahead with this idea?

Answer 1

I think it's a sh*tty idea.

Answer 2

The industrial market surrounding feces is slowly rising. With support sites like www.ratemypoo.com the psuedo-culture is slowly gaining its ground. To turn the poop-underground corporate would take away from its initial views of a quality, and lol-able excretion to a mass produced and slightly stunted output. If the business was able to embrace the original Poop-Ideal founded by our forefathers than he would stand a chance with a publicly owned company. Share holders could enjoy the benifets of well prices feces and the advantage of a rising stock. The mass production of Bovine feces has already been destroyed by the villianous hard-workers of America. Every warehouse I go to has horrible globs of so called "Botanical Fertilizer" hiding from its true sub-culture roots. If you can hang on to the anti-establishment feeling behind the Poop Movement then I would say you stand chance to make a large profit.

Answer 3

Well my dog would buy it if he could. He eats all kinds of poop but not his own. Let me know when you have some free samples like at Costo on the weekend.

Answer 4

you could start by scraping the skidmarks in your underwear, because your moma told me you can't even wipe your butt good yet. What's up with that...maybe you should shave the thing since it's such a corn catcher.

Answer 5

No, even most farmers have cows which naturally fertilize their land.

Answer 6

YES that's an awesome idea. I'd like 2 pints of cat poop please. LOL =~}

Answer 7

I think you've been inhaling your own fertilizer too long :-)

Answer 8

i don't know who would buy it..