Armadillos are illegally immigrating North: Where are the Minutemen when we need them?

Question

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061225/ap_o...
Illinois Governor planning Border Fence.
Are we going to have to teach Armadillo in our schools?
Will groundhogs and skunks be out of work?
Move to fine employers who illegally hire Armadillos.
What needs to be done to protect us from this Liberal threat to the American Dream?

Answer 1

While it is true that this southern menace continues to immigrate north, fortunately it has been discovered that armadillos have no natural defense against traveling automobiles. Although, in this respect, I, for one, feel that mexican armadillos are displacing americanized opossums who had the good sense to migrate to north america far earlier than these johnny come lately armidillos.
Of course to not favor previous immigrants over more recent ones would mean that most of us should head east.

Answer 2

I grew up in Texas. Why armadillos would flee to Illinois is beyond me. When there was an armadillo unfortunate enough to be caught under the wheels of an automobile, someone ALWAYS put a Lone Star beer bottle in the 'paws' of the deceased. I wonder if the armadillos fleeing Texas now realize that there is no Lone Star beer in Illinois. My bet is that there will be a mass emmigration back to Texas once they find out. Can't answer about skunks, but maybe a fair trade-off would be that only armadillos work on February 2nd (that'll give the groundhogs the 'holiday' off).

Answer 3

Are you forgetting about the killer bees that came up from south America .
Those killer African American bees that got lose and have been headed north . Seems like you have to be rich to get any respect .And since the white folks built ships and armies and traveled the globe killing anyone that was not white or enslaving them .Stole their Gold and forced them to believe in a God that tells man thou shall not kill I wonder sometimes .
A good lie sure goes a long way .
AS the native Americans said the white man speaks with a forked tongue .
They where right . My broker assured me that the dot coms where doing fine before I lost 40,000 dollars in the market ,but with the tax structure the way it is I still managed to make ends meat .
As Chris rock said once Being white is so good that not one white person would trade places with him and he is loaded .
I thought so true .
Besides who is going to stop the armadillo from heading north . I noticed my grass is headed north .
A sign things are going to warm up in the south for sure .

Answer 4

Armadillos don't lay brick for $350 a thousand.When they do I will also be against any illegal immigration they commit.Besides there are way fewer armadillos than Mexicans.

Answer 5

As long they avoid paying taxes, going to our public schools and taking advantage of our free hospital care, filling up our prisons at our expenses, it time we take action against armadillos! All we need to do is to force them to roll up into a ball so we can bowling them back to whatever they come from.

Answer 6

The Minutemen are hiding under their wives chinchilla fur coats.

Answer 7

we must fight them in the strrets the back woods alley ways and keep our citizens safe from the dreaded Armadillos!

Answer 8

They're usually right on the ball, but today was their Christmas party, so----

Answer 9

the stupid things need to stay in texas were they belong

Answer 10

open season