2006-12-24 13:23:29 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Other - Holidays
Create a "device" wrap it up to look like a Christmas gift and say, hey Santa you forgot one. Toss it too him and run.
2006-12-24 13:33:16 · answer #1 · answered by Need Flow 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am sure there was confusion, Santa probably was just trying to give you the machete for Christmas and was taking the other presents because thats what he does to bad people, he not only doesnt bring gifts, he takes other gifts that other people got you. Now there you are with a machete and no gifts, what are you going to do?
2006-12-24 14:55:15 · answer #2 · answered by shawnrgregg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have always told everyone that Santa is not the nice guy he pretends to be. He has a dark side and you saw it tonight. He probably ran short on the presents and his temper took over.
I heard from one of the elfs that he was supposed to taking some anger management classes, but I'll bet he hasn't attended any of them yet.
Call the Mrs. and make him talk to her. She is the only one that can handle him. She can send out another sleigh full of presents too. You know the North pole number to call......................
2006-12-24 13:34:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't think that really happened because Santa is a good guy.
2006-12-24 13:26:12 · answer #4 · answered by hayley w 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Take a gun and blow his head off. And make sure you kill the reindeer 2.
2006-12-24 13:27:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
GET OFF THE DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!
(And hope that Santa Clause isn't the one kissing your mamma!)
2006-12-24 13:27:38 · answer #6 · answered by hot tea & toast 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Take off with his reindeer.
2006-12-24 13:30:52 · answer #7 · answered by Mariposa 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Break a lamp over his head.
2006-12-24 13:26:34 · answer #8 · answered by Sleep deprived 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
bring out the bazooka
2006-12-24 13:30:15 · answer #9 · answered by Kayley M 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Throw a urine-grenade at him.
2006-12-24 13:31:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋