what if i told you to shut up then i spit in your face..what would you do?

Answer 1

Hit you in the face and fight.
No one spits in my face.

Answer 2

The shut up part I could handle, put the spit in the face would warrant a definate kick in the butt. Where I come from you would get a good ol' fashion butt kickin in the worst way and in the best southern style I could provide. That is the nastiest and most rude thing that one human can do to another. Why would you even ask such a question?

Answer 3

I would ask you why you spit in my face before giving me a chance to SHUT UP.

Answer 4

Its happened, Was just sitting on the bus minding my own business, the guy comes up to me, walking like he owns the whole upper deck - and lands a free willy right on my left cheek -

I jumped out of my seat - Grabbed the guy by the shirt collar, broke his nose with a head butt, and then beat his face to a bloody pulp. Then I spat in his face while he was on the ground: and said 'You won't be doing that for a while' -

- So yeah, I guess I'd do that.

Answer 5

Stand looking you in the eyes--hesitate--slowly turn--wiping it off--and slowly walk away--probably with tears in my eyes. Why?? Why would you want to spit in my face???

Answer 6

Knee you in the nuts & kick you in the ribcage till you started puking up blood, then I would get mean.

Answer 7

If you're a dude I'd punch your lights out. If you were a chic I'd call you a name and leave

Answer 8

Punch your lights out. But then I never could take a joke.

Answer 9

Oh brother........why would you want to do that? But if you did I guess I'd catch a case

Answer 10

I'd beat you to a pulp