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2006-12-24 11:00:45 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Holidays Christmas

25 answers

You can track him here

http://www.noradsanta.org/

Have fun xxxxxxxxxxx

2006-12-24 11:08:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Soon, so go to bed like a good girl or Santa will know you are still up and won't give you your gifts!

2006-12-24 19:09:18 · answer #2 · answered by Drop a heart, break a name 3 · 0 0

Santa got ran over by a reindeer
as I was drinking a beer
I said "how can this be"
Santa's bleeding all over me
He said "bring happiness to all the girls & boys"
"by delivering all of my toys"
I started to cry
I said "Santa I cant I lost my license"
"because of DWI."

2006-12-24 19:26:54 · answer #3 · answered by jimineejavaa 3 · 0 0

well kid... have bad news for u
santa- satan
if u re arrange the letters it tells u what he really is]

its proven and written in the yactuza which was an anciant tex.. text that poepel thought was bogus...
santa is jhust a giant conspiracy for satan to get ur adress and visit u at night...

by the way... santa"satan" vists u at night because he feeds off of poeple hapiness and TAKES IT AWAY FROM U
... if u believe in santa than u believe in satan.. and that is a sin
soo i dont feel like burning in hell when i die...

2006-12-24 19:14:20 · answer #4 · answered by james e 2 · 0 1

Santa will arrive precisely when he intends to, not a moment sooner, not a moment later.

2006-12-24 19:08:39 · answer #5 · answered by xtrusoldierx 2 · 1 0

If you see a big fat man arrive in the middle of the night in your house with a crow bar, trust me...... he isnt there to give you presents lol

2006-12-24 20:13:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Anytime from Midnight to 1 am when he has to be in the next time zone

2006-12-24 19:09:40 · answer #7 · answered by wizebloke 7 · 0 0

4 hours and 50 minutes from now here in Massachusetts USA

2006-12-24 19:09:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The latest telegram that he sent advised me that he is arriving after you all go to bed!

2006-12-24 19:11:32 · answer #9 · answered by markos m 6 · 0 0

3:48 am, of course!

2006-12-24 19:19:28 · answer #10 · answered by chels!?! 3 · 0 0

im sorry to break it to you but santa claus is terrorist thats works for taliban and he is planing to give britney spears new perfume as gifts... what horror

2006-12-24 19:04:03 · answer #11 · answered by Sam 3 · 1 1

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