If I shot the Sheriff?

Question

Who killed the deputy?

Answer 1

You know how people
have these little habits
That get you down. Like Sherrif.
Sherrif like to chew gum.
No, not chew. POP. So I came home this one day,
And I am really irritated, and
looking for a little sympathy
and there's Sherrif layin'
on the couch, drinkin' a beer
and chewin'. No, not chewin'.
Poppin'. So, I said to him,
I said, "You pop that
gum one more time..."
and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head.

Answer 2

you did not shot the sherrif

i did
the deputy fell of the roof
trust me

Answer 3

The sheriff did it. When you shot him, he had pulled his gun to shoot you. Upon impact of your bullet, his finger flexed on the trigger, and a stray bullet went into the head of the deputy, who had just at that moment been entering the room. It was all just a tragic twist of fate.

Answer 4

I'm not sure, but maybe your bad teeth killed the deputy. I'm worried about that underbite you have.

Answer 5

Ray Nagin

Answer 6

The Sheriff, shame on doc Holiday !

Answer 7

listen to that's the night the lights went out in georgia...

u know little sister don't miss when she aims her gun :)

your little sister shot the deputy

Answer 8

if you shot the sherif your the deputy

Answer 9

He accidentally shot himself. He should've left that bullet in his pocket.

Answer 10

I bet it was my momma. She was caught kissin Santa Claus, who knows what the hell her and that old man had goin on!!