it's brown and smelly and it came out of my bum
2006-12-24 09:37:51 · 34 answers · asked by kevin m 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Newborn & Baby
If he doesn't cry then it's considered a piece of $hit. Dumba$$
2006-12-24 14:45:54 · answer #1 · answered by elprez14 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dont worry about it being brown.. maybe you are white and your partner had darker skin than u.. as for it coming out your bum thats kind of worrying but never mind just cope with it
2006-12-24 10:20:28 · answer #2 · answered by Libby U 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well congratulations.....
first, dont worry that nit is balck but keep it from ur girlfriend or else she will know u cheated on her
second, wash it with some water to clean it up
third, since we didnt hear u screaming then this means it was a nice smooth labour so i recommend you decreasing amount of laxatives you having
btw, i recommend naming it shitoo...
2006-12-26 05:25:34 · answer #3 · answered by hib hib 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Terrific, report it to Ripley's Believe it or Not, might get yourself and your little stinker on TV! For now just cuddle the darlin little thing close and give it gentle kisses...keep a towel handy tho cause "babies" DO tend to spit up a lot :)
2006-12-24 09:41:42 · answer #4 · answered by dustiiart 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
u wouldent know the pain of having a baby if it came up and slapped u 6 rapid round the face u tosser
2006-12-24 11:35:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like you just gave birth to Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo!!
2006-12-24 10:35:52 · answer #6 · answered by Nails 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Wow, and you didn't know that you pregnant?! You did indeed have a baby, for that is where all babies come from and how they look.....call an ambulance straight away, and tell them what happened!
Well, it's a surprise Christmas baby :)
Congratulations,
2006-12-24 09:59:55 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Wow! And at Christmas time too!
If three kings come and visit you remember you want gold - they can keep that myrrh and frankincence
2006-12-24 09:42:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Seriously. Do you know where babies come from ?or is this a poor attempt to be funny.
2006-12-24 10:47:19 · answer #9 · answered by itgirl23 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Okay, your not having a baby its' just poo That all it is
Okay Now go get some help!
2006-12-24 09:45:00 · answer #10 · answered by pixy 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋