come on i want to know tell me some funny ones
2006-12-24 08:50:13 · 8 answers · asked by Onetreehillloverrr 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
did you wash those pants with windex, because I can see myself in them
2006-12-24 08:53:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Guy: Hey, I just heard you are pregnant from your friend
Girl: No (and maybe will ask who..or blah blah)
Guy: OH, well maybe I better help you out so your friend won't be such a liar
Guy: Did you see that episode on Discovery Channel
Girl: what episode
Guy: the one where the animal was bending her over
2006-12-24 17:03:16 · answer #2 · answered by hambone1985 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
F me if i'm wrong but is your name Rhonda?
Ask woman, "would you like to dance". She pretends to not hear you because music is very loud.
Again ask woman, "Would you like to dance"? She holds her hand to her ear.
Ask woman one last time, "Would you like to dance"?
If she is rude and says no why would I ever dance with you.
Reply, "You must have missunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants".!
This ones old, but not to cheesy, "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me"? I am pretty sure there was a song with those lyrics.
2006-12-24 16:54:45 · answer #3 · answered by Jungleroy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey Baby! Feel like gettin lucky?
-works every time!
2006-12-24 16:53:44 · answer #4 · answered by socal pal 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can i visit in between the holidays?
2006-12-24 16:53:49 · answer #5 · answered by Evangelion 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I told my woman that since she looked bored and lonely, so if she wants she can go out with me and I never lived it down!
2006-12-24 16:54:01 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put "U"and "I" together : )
2006-12-24 16:53:55 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
how u doin?
2006-12-24 16:52:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋