just wondering like, with all the talk of presents and Santa on his sleigh etc, can anyone tell me why there's millions getting left out, including the thousands of folk on the streets of this country,something not quite right there, maybe they haven't behaved well or something!
2006-12-24 08:42:04 · 8 answers · asked by Troubled Joe(the ghost of) 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Dear Joe,
Santa is a Bastard.
Hope this answers your question.
On second thoughts, the third world countries are the Bastards.
Santa is a Hero! A Legend!
p.s Ktray
Santa is nothing to do with Jesus, Christians stole him from the pagans they tortured to submission.
p.p.s numar
Please read above information, Santa is thousands of years old, from a time when america wasn't full of retarded fat ***** you just use him as an excuse to get yourself into debt. Once upon a time there was no tv and chickens could live in the open, not big sheds full of thousands of diseased rotting excuses for chicken, and they didn't have to run away everytime they saw a fat retard waddling towards them with a mcdonalds hat and a bowl of battermix.
On second thoughts.
I'm going to go join the Bushibahn, they are a mix of Retarded Presidents, Taliban and AutoBahn workers from the German Socialist Road Workers Union.
If yahoo answers dare destroy this post the Bushibahn will be forced to attack until all your base are belong to us.
Jane Marie, Jane Marie grab me my shotgun i a hear clatterin of the bushibahn out in the yard there!
Quit eatin up all the chicken woman and get your fat *** over here!
They are here to destroy the Yahoo! Answers web servers that they hid in my chicken coop, I think its that George Adamson again.
Merry Christmas everyone!
2006-12-24 08:46:21 · answer #1 · answered by George Adamson 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Santa is an invention of corporate america to increase sales at Christmas, nothing more!
2006-12-24 08:47:46 · answer #2 · answered by Hot British Guy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Al Qaeda will use a shoulder launched missile and shoot the fu@ker down.
2006-12-24 11:04:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello =)
I think it is likely because we, here in the affluent west, no longer believe in him.......
I know that you certainly do not....not truly.....
All things are as real as one believes them to be......and that is an "ultimate truth" we can all believe in.
Namaste, and Happy Holidays...
--Tom
2006-12-24 08:47:48 · answer #4 · answered by glassnegman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a mighty big presumption your making. then again, when's the last time you saw ganesh or a kobold dancing outside your window?
2006-12-24 08:51:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you'll find its the parents that actually buy the presents, thus the third world countries cant afford it...is it me or that an obvious answer?..
2006-12-24 08:45:08 · answer #6 · answered by tizzy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
he favors the rich, the richer the family the bigger the present
2006-12-24 08:49:51 · answer #7 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
non-christian maybe? IDK
2006-12-24 08:45:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋