Please write down an insult
2006-12-24 08:33:33 · 16 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."
Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong".
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." -A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****...."
Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!
2006-12-24 08:36:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋
Hi none from me today usually don't give them unless they are given first. I will say God Bless you someone on here once told me that was insult because I said God Bless you to them but I say it to people anyway until they specifically say no then all I can do is pray for them
2006-12-25 09:09:49 · answer #2 · answered by katlady927 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the ugliest avatar I have ever seen, I mean COME ON a red triangle? I bet your REALLY FAT to, and butt ugly, so you hide behind your pyramid of shame. And stupid, I mean what kind of idiot ASKS to be insulted, how just plain idiotic is that?
2006-12-24 16:39:44 · answer #3 · answered by Terra_chan 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are coyote ugly. Do you know what coyote ugly means? It means when you wake up in the morning and there is someone so ugly lying on your arm, you would rather chew off your arm than wake them up!! Ha Ha. That's an old one, but it's my fave.
2006-12-24 16:39:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love to get insulted lol
2006-12-24 16:35:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
My Mom can beat up your Dad!
2006-12-24 16:43:17 · answer #6 · answered by *toona* 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you might be a redneck if you cut the grass and find a car.
2006-12-24 16:46:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're so fat when you sit around the house you sit around the house.
2006-12-24 16:34:46 · answer #8 · answered by mom 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You're so stupid you asked a statement in Yahoo! Answers!
2006-12-24 16:36:55 · answer #9 · answered by swimfreak000 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
you looked in my mirrer an broke it , same with my camra when i took your photo.
2006-12-24 16:36:39 · answer #10 · answered by scooprandell 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋