If George W. Bush and Usama Bin Laden were put in a gladitorial arena with only swords and shields, who'd win?

Answer 1

Osama's physically dead, and GW is brain-dead so it'd be a draw.

Answer 2

With it being Christmas eve, and having so many soldiers deployed away from their families for the holiday, I think all of you should be thankful you don't live in a place where someone like Usama Bin Laded rules, because you may not even be able to answer a question like this in another country. Be thankful for those soldiers that fight and protect you and give you the freedom to belittle and degrade their COMMANDER IN CHIEF with stupid come backs like the ones to this question.

Answer 3

Nobody, because the two of them are butt buddy's and would never fight one another. Don't kid yourself the US government supplied Bin Laden and the Afghan fighters with arms and trained them to fight. The whole 9/11 event was perpetrated by the American government in collaboration with Bin Laden and the so called al qaeda network, (which didn't even exist by the way before 9/11 till the American government named this phantom network of terrorists al qaeda) in preparation to occupy Afghanistan followed by Iraq in order to position itself for the possibility of invading Iran from both the west and the east of Iran. I mean come on people open your eyes and see the truth for once . Do you really think that this country, as great as it is, with technology so advanced that we can read the date off of a dime with satellites orbiting the earth in space, with vast resource's, military might, technological advancement, educational institutes, and tremendous wealth that we can't find a guy who is by no stretch of the imagination out gunned, out classed, frail, and in failing health? Oh please give me a break you have got to be kidding me.

Answer 4

Well, Bush will probably flee at the sight of swords, and Osama would probably get mobbed by everybody else in the ring. So uh, the audience wins?

Answer 5

What a ridiculous idea .... but with Bin Laden hiding out in caves we all know what kind of coward he is. The caves I've seen haven't had much space for exercise and little fresh air or sunshine so I don't think his body is in any better shape than his warped mind. Wouldn't want to bet on a loser like him.

Answer 6

There were three men sitting
on a bench, one was a Texan
wearing a cowboy hat, one was a
Muslim wearing a turban, and
the last fellow was an Apache
with a feather in his hair.

The Indian was sad and gloomy as he
said, "My people were many, but
now we are few."

The Muslim puffs up and said,
"Once my people were few, but
now we are many."

The Texan adjusts his hat, rolls
a smoke, leans back and drawls
out, "That's because we ain't
played Cowboys and Muslims yet."

Answer 7

I think sheer determination would give Bush the victory - despite Bin Laden's reach advantage. Plus Bush stays in good shape.

Answer 8

Bin Laden would win in a second...he's ruthless and evil.

Answer 9

George Bush would win because, I would have my cross bow on Bin laden.

Answer 10

Well...

Whenever one engages in that sort of battle, the one who wins is the one who has God on his side.

Even though Osama is older, and in poorer health, one would have to consider that he may indeed, have his God on his side.

Of course, I am a Buddhist, and find the entire question just an intellectual exercise....

Namaste,

--Tom

Answer 11

Bush will win. Osama is likely to die of boredom while you are trying to explain the rules to Bush. It will take some time before he understands them!