I thought about spiking the eggnog with epicac so they'd all get sick and have to leave early, but I'd have to put plastic on all of my white furniture....
2006-12-24 07:53:48 · 17 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
how about half a pound of epsom salts instead? It'll start them gurgling but not exploding while at your house.
2006-12-24 07:55:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just the eggnog would make me want to (a) vomit (b) leave! Happy Christmas!
2006-12-24 16:00:17 · answer #2 · answered by mad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I was invited to a house where they had white furniture, I wouldn't go, as the residents are obviously classless gippos or pikeys.
2006-12-24 16:06:44 · answer #3 · answered by Phish 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah that is a wee bit over the top...maybe you could just spike it get them all drunk and have a good ol time for a change! Merry Christmas!
2006-12-24 15:58:39 · answer #4 · answered by tigerlily_catmom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try laxative hot chocolate,,after 10 minutes they will all be loooking for the door
2006-12-24 19:57:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could probably pull off some ganja brownies, but it takes the butter a little while to set up....
2006-12-24 16:01:07 · answer #6 · answered by clever nickname 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not as obvious as a light sprinkling of lead with an uzi.
2006-12-24 15:58:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put Visine eyedrops in their drinks. It'll give 'em the runs for days!
2006-12-24 15:56:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hardly in the spirit of Christmas, is it? You'd have to be responsible for seeing they all got well - & some of them could well be sick on YOU.
2006-12-24 15:57:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
But if you did that then they won't have any food from you again and you will have a bad name.
2006-12-24 16:03:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use Sennakot instead
2006-12-24 15:55:38 · answer #11 · answered by Useless 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋