HO HO HO and smiling at 3 women in short skirts
2006-12-24 07:48:55 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
if it's free - YEAH BABY!
2006-12-24 09:26:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, he has a problem that maybe he is trying to cure with the help of prostitutes.
For years Mrs. Santa has been unhappy because Santa only comes once a year and that is down the chimney!
2006-12-24 15:52:32 · answer #2 · answered by lobster37 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blame mrs santa
2006-12-24 23:23:25 · answer #3 · answered by . 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to go all serious but isn't the story of St Nicholas about how he gave presents to some poor sisters to keep them from having to prostitute themselves, or was that some other geezer?
2006-12-24 16:30:24 · answer #4 · answered by checkmate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, wouldn't you if you were stuck at the North Pole all year with Mrs. Claus and a bunch of elves?
2006-12-24 16:07:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I reckon he'd be checking the girls on his naughty list and inviting them for a ride on his North Pole.
2006-12-24 17:34:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was santa tonight and I wore the outfit when I did a hooker.
2006-12-25 02:47:48 · answer #7 · answered by Dirk Diggler 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have said it before and i will say it again, that joke is drier than the afro on my head!!! someone pass me the conditioner FFS!
2006-12-24 18:19:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
only you could make Santa into a dirty -minded guy.
Shame on you. You must be really naughty. I bet you'll only get coal in your stocking this year.
2006-12-24 15:50:38 · answer #9 · answered by domesticgoddess 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Santa loves all women, he's quite kinky really if u think about it. lol
2006-12-24 16:21:38 · answer #10 · answered by sammyantha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fat man you have a filthy mind i think you do ho ho ho ho
2006-12-24 15:56:08 · answer #11 · answered by chav69 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋