presents grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
What can i get for a quid to share between the 3 of them???
2006-12-24 07:41:43 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
LOL - sorry, but i'm seeing this question as a joke.
i'd go to the local shop, buy 3 penny chews.. then with the 97p buy some cheap wrapping paper and wrap up the chews. then wrap some newspaper over the presents and then another layer of wrapping paper. keep doing this until you've used up the whole roll of wrapping peper and watch their little eyes light up when you produce 3 huge gifts.. then tell them to unwrap their presents with one hand and leave them to it... by the time they unwrap all the paper they'll be knackard and you'll be pissed so who cares!
LOL Happy Christmas!
2006-12-24 08:10:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sell the kids to Madonna.
2006-12-24 07:48:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could buy them a bucket for a quid than send them out carol singing,peace ahh.........
2006-12-24 07:50:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
One question are these your children and if so why do you feel like you do. They are your legacy and the way you sound I hope they don`t pick up your negative attitude, Where is their mother? If you feel this way why not adopt them out. There are a lot of parents who can`t have children that would love them and be glad to have them for Christmas. As long as you do have them for Christmas, then buy them a game that they all can play. As a matter of fact, game are cheap so buy them each one. MERRY CHRISTMAS, GRINCH
2006-12-24 07:50:41 · answer #4 · answered by mammafran77 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
oranges and a lump of coal, thats how it should be.
Bloody social services there never helpful whe u need it are they!!!
2006-12-24 08:24:24 · answer #5 · answered by sammyantha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A huge amount of sprouts - but don't spoil them!
2006-12-24 07:48:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
play heads or tails?
you only need a coin
2006-12-24 12:43:11 · answer #7 · answered by CSI 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So you admit you are selfish? That's the first step.
Now, if only you could spend that cheap amount on some good parenting classes before your kids get home.
2006-12-24 07:59:56 · answer #8 · answered by domesticgoddess 4 · 0⤊ 5⤋
You had the fun producing them - now take responsibility for that one minute of pleasure.
Spend some hard earned cash on them instead of yourself.
2006-12-24 07:48:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
coal
So sorry to hear that. Mine made it in. Lucky for me!
2006-12-24 07:44:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋