any presents also i'm gonna kick the missus out to her mums as i have eaten the chocolates i bought her and now fancy drinking the wine i got her 2.I also had some perfume but i gave it to the busty barmaid.
When should i let them back home ????I could do with a few days peace
2006-12-24 07:27:12 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Sorry i forgot to say merry christmas...
2006-12-24 07:27:50 · update #1
Well done, u think of everything don't u.
Let them back in the summer they can spend their time in the garden hehe
2006-12-24 08:28:36 · answer #1 · answered by sammyantha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
erm, when you're starting to feel lonely and need someone to cook u dinner, just tell ur wife that u really love her, and that u made the worst mistake of throwing her out and that u wil never do it again! im sure she will believe that and come running back straight away.
Alternatively u can replace the bottle of wine u gave the maid and buy some more chocolate for her and show her how much she is appreciated!
last but not least, go on holiday!
2006-12-24 15:33:16 · answer #2 · answered by CoolBoy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a great idea. I'll do the same and we'll get the barmaid to give us free drinks!
2006-12-24 15:30:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good move.maybe get them all back on new years day after you have had a wonderful new years eve with that busty barmaid..
2006-12-24 15:29:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good idea geezer. call yer wife and kidz back after new year. But only after bending the barmaid over and giving it plenty!!!!!!! Show her what crimbo is all about.
2006-12-24 15:38:41 · answer #5 · answered by warpig 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...merry christmas
2006-12-24 15:30:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one...But you'll miss them all really..Christmas isn't Christmas without the kids!!!...lol
Merry Christmas!
2006-12-24 15:35:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ho Ho Ho sometime in the new year when the busty barmaid moves on
2006-12-24 15:44:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ho Ho great one cheers for that i feel loads better now your better than any tonic i no of.
Cheers merry crimbal Santa.
2006-12-24 15:38:36 · answer #9 · answered by arthur3home 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no matter what may happen - you always have YOU! Merry Christmas to you too!
2006-12-24 17:23:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋