my birthday-will he bring me a birhtday gift also?
2006-12-24 06:39:34 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I am sorry, but I don't think that is gonna happen. I shut down my shop today hoping to retire for the day and join in with my date.............but just then I heard a huge explosion and down came Santa with his broken down vehicle............He some how made it unhurt. "Hugh..hugh........you know how to mend this thing up????"
"I...I could" I stammered.
"Well hurry up!!!!!... A year of complete maintenance and it lets me down!!!!"
He went on grumbling about how children will be dissapointed for not getting their presents and even more loudly about how he was gonna lose his job when that happens.
I quickly checked the vehicle and told him what I thought it was............engine stress due to heavy carriage.
"Oh........you can't say that!........it is supposed to carry such weight!"
I tried to stay cool, keeping in mind that probably as Santa is obese, he is probably short tempered.
"Now just relax Santa..........just try to remember if you are carrying something more than you were carrying all those other years??"
"Ah...........well................." he thought for sometime.
"Ah..yes, one of em' is having her birthday tomorrow and I was just taking her another extra present......"
"Well, that doesn't make a big difference.........." I put in.
"Ya.........afterall it is only a pony............"
"A PONY?????????"
"Ya.... here it is........." He said as he pulled out a huge bag of presents, revealing the head of a pony, which made a noise of joy, as it breathed fresh air.
"Santa, you can't take that thing,.......it is overloading your cart."
"But what about her???? Won't she be dissapointed?"
"Santa, you gotta make a decision!.......you can either dissapoint her or dissapoint everyone attempting to make her happy"
"Oh alright! now what should I do with the po.........."
"Oh..........John!.......You bought me a pony!!!!!" It was my girlfriend who had probably been waiting and came over to see why I was taking so long.
"Oh sorry, young girl, but this is for..........."
"You don't have to pay me,............" I quickly put in with a wink at him.
I believe he understood my sign and left with a "merry christmas to you all" and a "Ho Ho Ho!".
Well, you see so you won't get a birthday present but you will get a christmas gift......"Ya, I am coming!!!!!!!! Will you stoping braying???? Ya, I am going to feed you!!!!!"
Well friend, you heard her, It is time to fed your "gift", so, talk to ya later...................
2006-12-24 07:12:46 · answer #1 · answered by Rejo J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no thats the toothfairies job, he is trying to make an extra buck by working as santa on christmas for people with their birthdays tomorrow. santas still coming dont worry. but the tooth fairy will bring presents. the t. fairy will take your xmas gifts and sell them and give you 25 cents for each gift.
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how else will the tooth fairy pay the easter bunny for pot?
2006-12-24 06:43:19 · answer #2 · answered by Michelangelo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yep. Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas!
2006-12-24 06:41:23 · answer #3 · answered by Krupkake 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OH HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU !!! yes , sure he knows, and hope you get everything that just puts a sweet smile on you the whole day long, Best of the best to you
2006-12-24 06:43:34 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's a pretty clever guy,it wouldn't surprise me.
Have a Happy Birthday!
2006-12-24 06:42:33 · answer #5 · answered by kayboff 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Santa knows everything about you. How many presents will you get? That depends if you have been naughty or nice.
2006-12-24 06:41:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry hun. He is a christmas person...not a b-day person. But merry christmas and happy B-day!
2006-12-24 06:43:54 · answer #7 · answered by .:♥ Fire Within♥ :. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Happy Bd to u. yes he will bring u something and he knows everything.
2006-12-24 06:46:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes and yes and I'm sure if you've been a good girl he'll bring you extra presents and happy bday and merry christmas.
2006-12-24 06:41:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
sorry to disappoint you, but santa is spending this christmas in rehab.
hes gotta get off that smack!
2006-12-24 06:41:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋