Tell me some jokes from school that your teachers have said.For example:
"Don't worry!I will start writing A-s when we get the lesson about reproductive system"
"Michael,do you come to school just to go to the lavatory?"
"Sir,is that a minus?"
"No,it's a relic from the Second World War"
"In that case the circumferences touch each-other without having sex"
Do you know any other and funny?
2006-12-24 05:06:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Adolescent
Published in the Readers Digest, it went something like this.
My wife, a teacher, had just given birth to our first child. As I was wheeling her down to the nursery to see our new son, my wife noticed a paper posted on the wall that had her name as well as the other mother who had just given birth. My wife asked why the other woman had an A, when she only had a B+. I replied, that's your blood type.
2006-12-24 05:14:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm an amatuer balloon artist, my daughter was doing a report about female problems for health. We made a balloon example of the female reproductive system and then to simulate hisderectomy she popped the balloons. I thought it was funny
2006-12-24 06:57:19 · answer #2 · answered by Spence 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This happened back in 6th grade- we were studying plants, and then each of us(my classmates and I) made a colored diagram of a flower's reproductive parts and labeled them. The teacher goes up to the girl sitting next to me and says, "Laura, I like your reproductive parts" (She meant the flower's in the diagram, but everyone cracked up)
2006-12-24 06:02:11 · answer #3 · answered by Ashley 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What are Santa Claus' helpers called? Subordinate Clauses!
My favorite English Teacher of all time just loved that joke.
Peace!
2006-12-24 05:19:28 · answer #4 · answered by carole 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if u are wearing one of thoese camoflouge shirts, they are always like omg where did u go i cant see u !!!!!
or the last day before winter break they say i will se u next year hahaha
or even the last day before winterbreak they sayu i will not give u any more hw for the rest of the year haha
miss l. can i go to the br?
ms.I- i dunno can u ? ( as in ur suppose to say may i go)
2006-12-24 07:25:17 · answer #5 · answered by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
okay, ny teacher said, because her cahirs makes a farting sound she said,"i farted. NOT!" she got it from Borat.
2006-12-24 05:09:48 · answer #6 · answered by (Beautiful Disaster) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh
2006-12-24 05:29:32 · answer #7 · answered by MICKIE JAMES #1 FAN 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
my teacher doesnt do jokes.
(it sucks)
;)
2006-12-24 05:50:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋